Celibate-not by choice

[bridgealicious]

Cute Boy with an Accent came over Saturday night. After swearing off booze forever Saturday morning, we proceeded to drink like fish, watch movies, and make out like teenagers on my couch. I like this boy, but…. There it is the big BUT. Why oh why must there always be a but? BUT…. our sex life is nonexistence

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[michael_j_lucid]

You're actually going for it, right? Not just waiting for him? You haven't just grabbed him, unzipped, wrapped, and inserted? If he doesn't let you do that, he musy have some insecurity issues...small pee pee, premature ejacualtion, botched cicumcision, tatoo of an ex on the shaft, etc, etc.

[k_rocked]

Hey you. Come to Gunther Murphy's tomorrow.

Can't...

[michael_j_lucid]

Tomorrow is my birthday, and I have a networking event to attend over at the Landmark....feel free to come, free passes to the BEST OF AWARDs for Indie films in Chicago... :)

Re: Can't...

[k_rocked]

Well, happy birthday then, ya old man! We shall have to celebrate belatedly at some point soon!

Re: Can't...

[michael_j_lucid]

hells yes!