Orange is not the new tan
What is with everyone getting fake tans? Your pastey, white, and transparently pale. Embrace it, welcome to life. Winter sometimes does that to you. Honestly, since when has orange ever been a pretty color? I personally am not into pre-crusting myself, but if you get your kicks from absorbing radiation, can afford it, and do not emerge looking like plastic, then knock your socks off. If you're convinced you look "real" now, then more power too you. Skin cancer is for summer, when you can possibly posess the characteristic of looking real. Cheaters.
-tans are overrated-
Ps. Emily Corrinne Jones is hot as hell and I want a piece of that foine black ass.