Gary Married???
I turned my computer off for a week. ONE WEEK. And then I woke up this morning -- actually, my cat woke me up by barfing blood and then I took him to the vet and then I turned on the computer -- and I saw this:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4124701/Gary-Oldman-marries-fourth-wife-Alexandra-Edenborough.html
I hope Uma sent flowers. Really. A big massive bouquet. So much for me shipping those two back together...
Also, a word about a fourth wife. I don't know if he's channeling Liz Taylor or Henry VIII, but either way, I hope this marriage lasts. Because Anne of Cleves as #4 was a bit of a horsey no-no, to say the least, and Mrs Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky's marriage with Fisher was a disaster from hell from start to finish. Who marries Eddie Fisher? Ick.
I swear, if Viggo Mortensen gets married this year, I'm walking away from the life-long celebrity crushes. Seriously. (Siriusly???) Gah.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4124701/Gary-Oldman-marries-fourth-wife-Alexandra-Edenborough.html
I hope Uma sent flowers. Really. A big massive bouquet. So much for me shipping those two back together...
Also, a word about a fourth wife. I don't know if he's channeling Liz Taylor or Henry VIII, but either way, I hope this marriage lasts. Because Anne of Cleves as #4 was a bit of a horsey no-no, to say the least, and Mrs Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky's marriage with Fisher was a disaster from hell from start to finish. Who marries Eddie Fisher? Ick.
I swear, if Viggo Mortensen gets married this year, I'm walking away from the life-long celebrity crushes. Seriously. (Siriusly???) Gah.