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[bridal_idol]

[Today is a magical day, Luceti. Azusa has been wondrously confused and amazed by all of the things she's seen around Luceti...but it's her turn. She doesn't remember putting it on, but she's wearing a dress made of rags...and she's cleaning her apartment. Repeatedly. The journal is fortunate enough to pick up her singing just as she goes to make

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[gerudoking]

[You know, he's just here for a bit of food in spite of all the madness in the village. Finding his neighbor there, in rags, is enough to make him suspect she's currently under the effects of the experiments. He frowns and attempts to ignore her as he goes to fetch some food.]

[bridal_idol]

[Hello, Ganondorf! There's just one problem. Most of the food has already been turned into dishes by Azusa. They're all a little misshapen, but edible. Hopefully.]

♫Don't forget to eat today's breakfast~!
La, la, la, la, cooked rice! La, la, la, la, let's eat!
Japanese style, western style, I wonder what it is？
La, la, la, la, cooked rice! La, la, la, la, let's eat!
Rice, soybeans, miso soup, seaweed, eggs.
Toast, salad, omelettes, milk...♫

Oh, Ganondorf-san!

[She turns around.]

I didn't see you there! It's not time for breakfast yet.

[Despite it all being, you know, done. She's just cooking more.]

[gerudoking]

[Good gods, singing. At the very least her voice is not unpleasant. It's still annoying.]

I can manage something for myself, thank you.

[bridal_idol]

You can't! You just can't! Please!

[She has no idea what she's talking about.]

I mean, I think it would be fine.

[gerudoking]

[He probably would be better off not asking, but...]

Is there a problem with the food?

[bridal_idol]

No, it's...

...It's all for Stepmother! She'll be so cross if I were to give any of it away to the neighbors.

[gerudoking]

I was not aware you had a stepmother. [Spoilers: He didn't care.]

[bridal_idol]

I didn't know I had one, either! I mean, I don't have one, but she's going to be angry if I don't finish cooking her breakfast.

[gerudoking]

You seem to be unwell, Azusa. The experiment's effects, no doubt. [She's speaking gibberish!] There is no reason for you to continue this foolish behavior.

[bridal_idol]

Y-you're right, Ganondorf-san. I don't know what's come over me.

[She starts gathering up some of the food.]

I should feed the animals first. Stepmother is surely still asleep.

[gerudoking]

... what animals might those be? [He already suspects she's been trying to get close to his stallion.]

[bridal_idol]

All of the animals! The birds, the dog, the chickens, the horses, the squirrels, the mice...if I don't feed them, who will? C-certianly not my Stepmother!

[gerudoking]

Are the rodents not capable of feeding themselves? [This is probably a lost cause. He should just find his breakfast and go.]

[bridal_idol]

My, my! But they're helping me make a dress, why wouldn't I feed them?

[...And here comes Azusa!]

My, my...I don't know what I'm talking about, really. Um. Should I just make you something today? I don't think I should leave the kitchen anytime soon.

[gerudoking]

[He decides it may just be easier to let her do that. He knows from experience how troublesome resisting your role is.]

Very well. Do as you like.

[bridal_idol]

Let's see, let's see...do you like bacon, Ganondorf-san? This omelet has sausage and bacon in it.

[Of course, Azusa doesn't last. Cinderazusa has to come out from time to time. She starts singing again, from the top. But she stops a few lines in.]

This is a very strange day.