Attention citizens of Major League Baseball....

[brickwallcw]

In a trade today, between New York and the south end of Chicago, the New York Yankees rid their organization of Jose Contreras. In return Estaban Loaiza gets a starting spot on their rotation.

HALLELUJAH!!! forget Contreras. all he ever did was lose to the Sux... THANKS BRIAN CASHMAN

p.s. i'm hanging out with the cutest girl ever tomorrow. i know you're jealous.