i just want to vent. do not talk to me about this. ever.
IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO SPEND 20% ON TIP THEN DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND STAY THE FUCK HOME.
i hate bitches who go out to eat, and don't want to fucking pay for it.
if you order white wine, and i bring you fucking white wine, drink it; don't say you'd rather have blush and then fuck me over at the end of the night because your idiotic boyfriend ate your god damned queso puff. bitch.
oh, and your friend who didn't even pay her fucking tab? she can go to hell.
and my god damned manager would not even let me grat these asshole.
also,
ATTENTION EVERYONE: VERBAL TIPS ARE WORTH FUCKING SHIT. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING POSITIVE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND THEN NOT HAVE YOU EVEN LEAVE ENOUGH FOR TIP OUT.
DIE.
i hate bitches who go out to eat, and don't want to fucking pay for it.
if you order white wine, and i bring you fucking white wine, drink it; don't say you'd rather have blush and then fuck me over at the end of the night because your idiotic boyfriend ate your god damned queso puff. bitch.
oh, and your friend who didn't even pay her fucking tab? she can go to hell.
and my god damned manager would not even let me grat these asshole.
also,
ATTENTION EVERYONE: VERBAL TIPS ARE WORTH FUCKING SHIT. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING POSITIVE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND THEN NOT HAVE YOU EVEN LEAVE ENOUGH FOR TIP OUT.
DIE.