fic masterlist
Understandably, I didn't link anything I wrote during my first two years of fandom. Good thing, too, because there was a lot, and that would be a lot of coding.
Harry Potter: Ship Fic | Gen Fic
Other fandoms (High School Musical, Libertines, Baby-sitter's Club, Gemma Doyle, others)
Shippy One-Shots
Harry/Draco
My Life-Size Princess Draco:
Impossible measurements, stiff knees, and sore arches--all part of the reason Draco Malfoy would never pair up willingly with Neville Longbottom in Transfiguration lessons.
*PG, Harry/Draco. 2006.
Accio, Spouse:
The Accio, Spouse concept (formerly known as the Accio, Wife concept, but changed in the 1990s to fit with the politically correct expectations of the public) has been part of wizarding tradition for several generations. It rarely turns out well.
*PG-13, Harry/Draco. 2006.
Mister Dragonface Doesn't Like You
Well, he doesn't.
*PG-13, Harry/Draco. 2006.
A Gay Pride Parade Masquerading as a Tennis Match
A fic in which Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy play tennis on a tennis court [in short shorts, yes] and then it goes WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONRGHH before they start.
*PG-13, Harry/Draco. 2006.
Games Day:
Disturbed by the total lameness that is Hogwarts's Games Day, the seventh years play a few little games themselves. Including a game of gay chicken.
*PG-13, Harry/Draco, some Harry/Ginny, Pansy/Susan, and Theodore/Terry. 2007.
"Did You Know I'm Naked Underneath This T-Shirt" And Other Great Hits:
I know for a fact that Goyle's a drummer. Non-magic AU.
*R, Harry/Draco, 2008. (for hd_worldcup)
Remus/Sirius
Bookworm:
Remus can't explain the thing with Sirius any more than he can explain his love for reading.
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
Over-thinking:
There is a wiggly, nervous feeling in Remus's stomach and too many thoughts are running through his mind.
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
To Do:
Fifty things Remus Lupin wants to accomplish before he dies. Post-MWPP/Pre-Azkaban.
*PG-13, Remus/Sirius, some James/Lily. 2007.
Meet You at the Statue:
The One-Eyed Witch sees more than you think.
*R, Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, 2008.
Stupid Is As Stupid Does: It's stupid, is what kissing is.
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2008.
Morse Code Kisses:
It isn't what he should have said, or meant to say, but what else is there?
*R, Remus/Sirius, 2008.
For scarvesnhats:
Untitled:
October smelled like--like--Sirius thought hard--like the way he smelled when he came in from the rain...
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2006.
Untitled:
'Onward!' declared Sirius, pointing his umbrella in the general direction of what seemed to Remus to be nowhere at all.
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2006.
The One Where Sirius Gives Remus Flowers.:
'These are quite... lovely,' said Remus. 'For lack of a better term.'
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2006.
For barefootboys:
Remus Lupin Hears Motorbikes:
Sirius Black's motorbike speaks to Remus.
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
Unbirthday:
Sirius on his fifteenth birthday.
*PG, Sirius. 2007.
A Separate Peace:
He feels as if, even at the age of seventeen, he has been searching his whole life for peace.
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
On the Underground:
"Wizards can, you know, Disapparate," says Remus. "Rather better, I think."
"No," corrects Sirius, shaking his head vigorously. "This is so much less painful."
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
It's April, but the weather has no apparent inclination to acknowledge that.:
There are other ways to stay warm, and ways to help them both stop worrying if only for a little while.
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2008.
Untitled:
Remus wouldn't have kept caring if, for the rest of that week, Sirius had looked up from his notebook at all but perhaps to sleep and sometimes eat.
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2008.
Ron/Hermione
Last Resort:
Hermione wishes someone would ask her to dance.
*G, Ron/Hermione. 2005.
Neville/Susan
Anywhere But Here:
Neville and Susan exchange letters over the summer.
*G, Neville/Susan. 2006.
Gentlemen Kiss Brunettes:
Neville walks Susan back to her dorm after a D.A. meeting.
*G, Neville/Susan. 2006.
Different Strokes:
It doesn't matter how different they are.
*G, Neville/Susan. 2007.
Teddy/James
Anyone At All:
James makes Teddy happy.
*PG, Teddy/James. 2007.
Pansy/Ginny
Princess Uncharming:
Once, Pansy dreamed--like every little girl--of a charming prince on a horse come to rescue her from the hell of her childhood home and take her away to a castle on a hill overlooking a sparkling sea.
*G, Pansy/Ginny. 2007.
Knitting Disasters (and Other Kinds):
Potter got a tie that Christmas, instead.
*PG, Pansy/Ginny. 2007. (for fem_exchange)
If You Have to Ask...:
There's a question Ginny has been meaning to ask Pansy for quite some time now.
*NC-17, Pansy/Ginny, Ron/Pansy, Ginny/Pansy/Oblivious!Ron. 2008. (for hp_yule_balls)
Other
Master of Mystery: The Cat's Tail:
Mrs. Norris knows a lot about everything. She has to; otherwise she would never be able to catch those pesky kids. But when Master tells her he's going on a date--well, curiousity never killed the cat, did it?
*G, Pince/Filch, Crookshanks/Mrs. Norris. 2005.
Master of Mystery: A Lady's Tale:
Argus really is a man of mystery. Is he ever going to tell Irma where they're going?
*G, Pince/Filch, slight Ernie/Hannah. 2005.
Master of Mystery: Interruptions :
Ernie and Hannah pick the most interesting night to not do what they're told...
*G, Ernie/Hannah, slight Pince/Filch. 2005.
Non-Studious Boys Can Have Fun in the Library, Too:
Adrian's few memories of the Hogwarts library.
*R, Terry Boot/Adrian Pucey. 2007.
Untitled:
I want to stuff and mount you like a fish; I want to ride you like a horse; I want to snuggle in your feet like a baby penguin.
*R, Harry/Chunky Black Kid of Mystery (Bem). 2007.
Justin. Just Incredible.:
Justin Finch-Fletchley? Will make the elastic in your underwear melt.
*PG-13, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Justin/Ron. 2007.
Poppy-Eyed Seafuzz:
Dean tries to cheer up Luna.
*G, Dean/Luna, 2009.
Gen One-shots
Who Wears Short Shorts?:
Dumbledore, in a burst of inspiration, introduces P.E. into the Hogwarts curriculum and Draco, ill-fated enough to acquire the "help" of Madam Malkin, must bear this horror with the added misfortune of his embarrassingly short shorts.
*PG, Draco. 2006.
A Time to Wallow:
Ginny knows everything is going to be all right. Won't it?
*PG, Ginny, slight Harry/Ginny. 2006.
Solidarity:
The only way anyone's going to win this stupid, idiotic war is if people stop assuming Slytherins are essentially bad and that the children of Death Eaters are the clones of their parents.
*PG, Theodore Nott, Justin Finch-Fletchley. 2006.
Official Hogwarts Business (Ish):
James Potter meets a new friend when he goes on Official Hogwarts Business (or something like that) at Diagon Alley before his first year at Hogwarts.
*G, James, pre-James/Lily. 2006.
Trevor's Soliloquy
*G, Trevor the toad, adapted from Hamlet. 2006.
Just Desserts:
There were some Hufflepuffs who all lived in a cellar
And when they were good, they were very good,
But when they got mad, they were hellers.
*PG, Susan Bones, Hufflepuffs, Umbridge. 2006.
The Ripe Scent of Discalceation:
Padfoot has problems with his footwear. His friends have problems with his feet.
*G, MWPP. 2006.
Puff the Magic Badger:
"It's got to be a pretty boring life, hasn't it, being a hat?" As usual, Ron Weasley is not in possession of all the facts.
*PG-13, Sorting Hat. 2006.
Un-ay-ultured-cay INE-SWAY :
Draco convinces all the Slytherins that Pig Latin is the newest, hottest thing.i
*PG, Draco, baby!Slytherins. 2006.
Sirius Is Deranged:
"James," says Sirius, picking up shards of a glass jar that may or may not have once been the home of something with extraordinarily slimy tentacles, "do you ever think I'm deranged?"
There is a pause. "All the time," James assures him. "All the time."
*PG, James, Sirius. 2006.
The Best Career Move:
You look like the poet type.
*G, Remus, Marlene McKinnon. 2007.
Especially in the Month of June:
Six-year-old Neville Longbottom learns about his parents.
*PG, Neville. 2010.
Other Fandoms
High School Musical
Fabulous:
All he wants is to be fabulous.
*G, Ryan, 2007.
T-Shirts and Their Peculiar Slogans:
Chad doesn't mind his labels.
*PG-13, Ryan/Chad, 2008.
Five Times Ryan and Chad Shared Clothing:
"Can we trade?"
Chad frowned. "Trade... clothes?"
*PG, Ryan/Chad, 2008.
The Mandy Thing:
There's something off about one of the songs in Senior Year, and Kelsi and Ryan can't figure out what it is.
*PG, Ryan/Kelsi (friendship), Ryan/Chad, Kelsi/Martha. 2009.
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner:
Ryan and Chad come out.
*PG, Ryan/Chad, lots of other characters. 2009.
My Zombie Valentine:
It's Valentine's Day, and Ryan and Chad are prepared to spend it quietly at home with a movie. Well, until zombies attack, anyway.
*PG-13, Ryan/Chad. 2009.
Faces Called Flowers:
Four vignettes about East High in the springtime. Whatever that means in New Mexico.
*G, Zeke/Sharpay, Ryan/Kelsi (friendship), Troy/Gabriella, Chad/Ryan. 2009.
Unforgettable:
This was pretty much the worst adrenaline rush he had ever had, and for the worst reason. So he was in the vicinity of his high school boyfriend for the first time in a decade. So what? Time had passed. Things had changed. There was nothing between them anymore.
*R, Ryan/Chad, Troy/Gabriella, Ryan/OC, Zeke/Sharpay, Kelsi/OC. 2009.
At Last:
In which Ryan gets a clue, Chad gets a boyfriend, Sharpay gets a job, and Zeke gets back the love of his life. A tale of Facebook stalking, macadamia nut cookies, Etta James, and springtime in New York City.
*R, Ryan/Chad, Zeke/Sharpay. 2010. WIP
You Had a Bad Day:
public, first times, poor sportsmanship for Porn Battle XI
*R/NC-17, Ryan/Chad. 2011.
The Baby-Sitter's Club
July in December:
Jeff misses California.
*Baby-sitter's Club, G, Jeff/Byron, 2007.
The Libertines
Beans on Toast:
Crazy Pete Doherty hijinks.
*The Libertines, PG, Pete/Carl. 2008.
A Great and Terrible Beauty
Untitled:
Have you ever been kissed by someone who loves you?
*A Great and Terrible Beauty, PG, Felicity/Pippa. 2008.
Joie de Vivre:
Felicity is looking for something, and she doesn't know where to find it.
*A Great and Terrible Beauty, G, Felicity/Gemma. 2009. For yuletide.
Hey Arnold
101 Tried and True Ways To Make Him Fall in Love with You:
Phoebe doesn't want Gerald to fall in love with her so much as she just wants to go to the school dance with him.
*G, Phoebe/Gerald. 2009.
The Princess and the Frog
Of This I Am Sure:
On the way to Maldonia for the first time.
*G, Tiana/Naveen. 2010.
Harry Potter: Ship Fic | Gen Fic
Other fandoms (High School Musical, Libertines, Baby-sitter's Club, Gemma Doyle, others)
Shippy One-Shots
Harry/Draco
My Life-Size Princess Draco:
Impossible measurements, stiff knees, and sore arches--all part of the reason Draco Malfoy would never pair up willingly with Neville Longbottom in Transfiguration lessons.
*PG, Harry/Draco. 2006.
Accio, Spouse:
The Accio, Spouse concept (formerly known as the Accio, Wife concept, but changed in the 1990s to fit with the politically correct expectations of the public) has been part of wizarding tradition for several generations. It rarely turns out well.
*PG-13, Harry/Draco. 2006.
Mister Dragonface Doesn't Like You
Well, he doesn't.
*PG-13, Harry/Draco. 2006.
A Gay Pride Parade Masquerading as a Tennis Match
A fic in which Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy play tennis on a tennis court [in short shorts, yes] and then it goes WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONRGHH before they start.
*PG-13, Harry/Draco. 2006.
Games Day:
Disturbed by the total lameness that is Hogwarts's Games Day, the seventh years play a few little games themselves. Including a game of gay chicken.
*PG-13, Harry/Draco, some Harry/Ginny, Pansy/Susan, and Theodore/Terry. 2007.
"Did You Know I'm Naked Underneath This T-Shirt" And Other Great Hits:
I know for a fact that Goyle's a drummer. Non-magic AU.
*R, Harry/Draco, 2008. (for hd_worldcup)
Remus/Sirius
Bookworm:
Remus can't explain the thing with Sirius any more than he can explain his love for reading.
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
Over-thinking:
There is a wiggly, nervous feeling in Remus's stomach and too many thoughts are running through his mind.
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
To Do:
Fifty things Remus Lupin wants to accomplish before he dies. Post-MWPP/Pre-Azkaban.
*PG-13, Remus/Sirius, some James/Lily. 2007.
Meet You at the Statue:
The One-Eyed Witch sees more than you think.
*R, Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, 2008.
Stupid Is As Stupid Does: It's stupid, is what kissing is.
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2008.
Morse Code Kisses:
It isn't what he should have said, or meant to say, but what else is there?
*R, Remus/Sirius, 2008.
For scarvesnhats:
Untitled:
October smelled like--like--Sirius thought hard--like the way he smelled when he came in from the rain...
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2006.
Untitled:
'Onward!' declared Sirius, pointing his umbrella in the general direction of what seemed to Remus to be nowhere at all.
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2006.
The One Where Sirius Gives Remus Flowers.:
'These are quite... lovely,' said Remus. 'For lack of a better term.'
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2006.
For barefootboys:
Remus Lupin Hears Motorbikes:
Sirius Black's motorbike speaks to Remus.
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
Unbirthday:
Sirius on his fifteenth birthday.
*PG, Sirius. 2007.
A Separate Peace:
He feels as if, even at the age of seventeen, he has been searching his whole life for peace.
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
On the Underground:
"Wizards can, you know, Disapparate," says Remus. "Rather better, I think."
"No," corrects Sirius, shaking his head vigorously. "This is so much less painful."
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2007.
It's April, but the weather has no apparent inclination to acknowledge that.:
There are other ways to stay warm, and ways to help them both stop worrying if only for a little while.
*G, Remus/Sirius. 2008.
Untitled:
Remus wouldn't have kept caring if, for the rest of that week, Sirius had looked up from his notebook at all but perhaps to sleep and sometimes eat.
*PG, Remus/Sirius. 2008.
Ron/Hermione
Last Resort:
Hermione wishes someone would ask her to dance.
*G, Ron/Hermione. 2005.
Neville/Susan
Anywhere But Here:
Neville and Susan exchange letters over the summer.
*G, Neville/Susan. 2006.
Gentlemen Kiss Brunettes:
Neville walks Susan back to her dorm after a D.A. meeting.
*G, Neville/Susan. 2006.
Different Strokes:
It doesn't matter how different they are.
*G, Neville/Susan. 2007.
Teddy/James
Anyone At All:
James makes Teddy happy.
*PG, Teddy/James. 2007.
Pansy/Ginny
Princess Uncharming:
Once, Pansy dreamed--like every little girl--of a charming prince on a horse come to rescue her from the hell of her childhood home and take her away to a castle on a hill overlooking a sparkling sea.
*G, Pansy/Ginny. 2007.
Knitting Disasters (and Other Kinds):
Potter got a tie that Christmas, instead.
*PG, Pansy/Ginny. 2007. (for fem_exchange)
If You Have to Ask...:
There's a question Ginny has been meaning to ask Pansy for quite some time now.
*NC-17, Pansy/Ginny, Ron/Pansy, Ginny/Pansy/Oblivious!Ron. 2008. (for hp_yule_balls)
Other
Master of Mystery: The Cat's Tail:
Mrs. Norris knows a lot about everything. She has to; otherwise she would never be able to catch those pesky kids. But when Master tells her he's going on a date--well, curiousity never killed the cat, did it?
*G, Pince/Filch, Crookshanks/Mrs. Norris. 2005.
Master of Mystery: A Lady's Tale:
Argus really is a man of mystery. Is he ever going to tell Irma where they're going?
*G, Pince/Filch, slight Ernie/Hannah. 2005.
Master of Mystery: Interruptions :
Ernie and Hannah pick the most interesting night to not do what they're told...
*G, Ernie/Hannah, slight Pince/Filch. 2005.
Non-Studious Boys Can Have Fun in the Library, Too:
Adrian's few memories of the Hogwarts library.
*R, Terry Boot/Adrian Pucey. 2007.
Untitled:
I want to stuff and mount you like a fish; I want to ride you like a horse; I want to snuggle in your feet like a baby penguin.
*R, Harry/Chunky Black Kid of Mystery (Bem). 2007.
Justin. Just Incredible.:
Justin Finch-Fletchley? Will make the elastic in your underwear melt.
*PG-13, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Justin/Ron. 2007.
Poppy-Eyed Seafuzz:
Dean tries to cheer up Luna.
*G, Dean/Luna, 2009.
Gen One-shots
Who Wears Short Shorts?:
Dumbledore, in a burst of inspiration, introduces P.E. into the Hogwarts curriculum and Draco, ill-fated enough to acquire the "help" of Madam Malkin, must bear this horror with the added misfortune of his embarrassingly short shorts.
*PG, Draco. 2006.
A Time to Wallow:
Ginny knows everything is going to be all right. Won't it?
*PG, Ginny, slight Harry/Ginny. 2006.
Solidarity:
The only way anyone's going to win this stupid, idiotic war is if people stop assuming Slytherins are essentially bad and that the children of Death Eaters are the clones of their parents.
*PG, Theodore Nott, Justin Finch-Fletchley. 2006.
Official Hogwarts Business (Ish):
James Potter meets a new friend when he goes on Official Hogwarts Business (or something like that) at Diagon Alley before his first year at Hogwarts.
*G, James, pre-James/Lily. 2006.
Trevor's Soliloquy
*G, Trevor the toad, adapted from Hamlet. 2006.
Just Desserts:
There were some Hufflepuffs who all lived in a cellar
And when they were good, they were very good,
But when they got mad, they were hellers.
*PG, Susan Bones, Hufflepuffs, Umbridge. 2006.
The Ripe Scent of Discalceation:
Padfoot has problems with his footwear. His friends have problems with his feet.
*G, MWPP. 2006.
Puff the Magic Badger:
"It's got to be a pretty boring life, hasn't it, being a hat?" As usual, Ron Weasley is not in possession of all the facts.
*PG-13, Sorting Hat. 2006.
Un-ay-ultured-cay INE-SWAY :
Draco convinces all the Slytherins that Pig Latin is the newest, hottest thing.i
*PG, Draco, baby!Slytherins. 2006.
Sirius Is Deranged:
"James," says Sirius, picking up shards of a glass jar that may or may not have once been the home of something with extraordinarily slimy tentacles, "do you ever think I'm deranged?"
There is a pause. "All the time," James assures him. "All the time."
*PG, James, Sirius. 2006.
The Best Career Move:
You look like the poet type.
*G, Remus, Marlene McKinnon. 2007.
Especially in the Month of June:
Six-year-old Neville Longbottom learns about his parents.
*PG, Neville. 2010.
Other Fandoms
High School Musical
Fabulous:
All he wants is to be fabulous.
*G, Ryan, 2007.
T-Shirts and Their Peculiar Slogans:
Chad doesn't mind his labels.
*PG-13, Ryan/Chad, 2008.
Five Times Ryan and Chad Shared Clothing:
"Can we trade?"
Chad frowned. "Trade... clothes?"
*PG, Ryan/Chad, 2008.
The Mandy Thing:
There's something off about one of the songs in Senior Year, and Kelsi and Ryan can't figure out what it is.
*PG, Ryan/Kelsi (friendship), Ryan/Chad, Kelsi/Martha. 2009.
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner:
Ryan and Chad come out.
*PG, Ryan/Chad, lots of other characters. 2009.
My Zombie Valentine:
It's Valentine's Day, and Ryan and Chad are prepared to spend it quietly at home with a movie. Well, until zombies attack, anyway.
*PG-13, Ryan/Chad. 2009.
Faces Called Flowers:
Four vignettes about East High in the springtime. Whatever that means in New Mexico.
*G, Zeke/Sharpay, Ryan/Kelsi (friendship), Troy/Gabriella, Chad/Ryan. 2009.
Unforgettable:
This was pretty much the worst adrenaline rush he had ever had, and for the worst reason. So he was in the vicinity of his high school boyfriend for the first time in a decade. So what? Time had passed. Things had changed. There was nothing between them anymore.
*R, Ryan/Chad, Troy/Gabriella, Ryan/OC, Zeke/Sharpay, Kelsi/OC. 2009.
At Last:
In which Ryan gets a clue, Chad gets a boyfriend, Sharpay gets a job, and Zeke gets back the love of his life. A tale of Facebook stalking, macadamia nut cookies, Etta James, and springtime in New York City.
*R, Ryan/Chad, Zeke/Sharpay. 2010. WIP
You Had a Bad Day:
public, first times, poor sportsmanship for Porn Battle XI
*R/NC-17, Ryan/Chad. 2011.
The Baby-Sitter's Club
July in December:
Jeff misses California.
*Baby-sitter's Club, G, Jeff/Byron, 2007.
The Libertines
Beans on Toast:
Crazy Pete Doherty hijinks.
*The Libertines, PG, Pete/Carl. 2008.
A Great and Terrible Beauty
Untitled:
Have you ever been kissed by someone who loves you?
*A Great and Terrible Beauty, PG, Felicity/Pippa. 2008.
Joie de Vivre:
Felicity is looking for something, and she doesn't know where to find it.
*A Great and Terrible Beauty, G, Felicity/Gemma. 2009. For yuletide.
Hey Arnold
101 Tried and True Ways To Make Him Fall in Love with You:
Phoebe doesn't want Gerald to fall in love with her so much as she just wants to go to the school dance with him.
*G, Phoebe/Gerald. 2009.
The Princess and the Frog
Of This I Am Sure:
On the way to Maldonia for the first time.
*G, Tiana/Naveen. 2010.