I'm sorry your face looks like this right now, but GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE
Overview of really ridiculous birthday party in no particular order:
-green and gold spangled dress made by Sofie
-dynamo drunk before people started showing up
-shed spangles EVERYWHERE
-kicked someone out before it even started
-Oprah collage (thanks Stacey and Tyler), AND cute animal collage (thanks Edna!)
-had to talk some crazy bitch out of kicking my ass because I definitely DID NOT try to run her over with a car
-yelled at some guy because he couldn't give me a good reason for letting him stay at my party
-creepy old guy with spiked hair and a 36 pack of Coors had to be kicked out twice
-unsuccessful drunk fake tattoo applications
-awkward social outcast interactions
-pretty sure I pierced a new hole in the back of my ear while trying to put my earring back in
-discovered the crazy Wishnia - and it isn't Karen
-presents in the form of hella chocolate, hella alcohol, homemade tool belt, Caravaggio book!
I should remember more
Now to write a paper on a description of an image because FUCK 100A
-green and gold spangled dress made by Sofie
-dynamo drunk before people started showing up
-shed spangles EVERYWHERE
-kicked someone out before it even started
-Oprah collage (thanks Stacey and Tyler), AND cute animal collage (thanks Edna!)
-had to talk some crazy bitch out of kicking my ass because I definitely DID NOT try to run her over with a car
-yelled at some guy because he couldn't give me a good reason for letting him stay at my party
-creepy old guy with spiked hair and a 36 pack of Coors had to be kicked out twice
-unsuccessful drunk fake tattoo applications
-awkward social outcast interactions
-pretty sure I pierced a new hole in the back of my ear while trying to put my earring back in
-discovered the crazy Wishnia - and it isn't Karen
-presents in the form of hella chocolate, hella alcohol, homemade tool belt, Caravaggio book!
I should remember more
Now to write a paper on a description of an image because FUCK 100A