Cleopatra does the nasty
Hi guys!
My life, interesting? Interested?
Things I did today:
Took two baths while reading Angela's Ashes
Went to see my grandma who spent the whole time setting up a time when I could go see my mom.
Went to see my mom who spent the whole time getting ready to go somewhere else and barely talking to me.
Got tackled by my 9 year old brother who then cackled and told me I'm never allowed to duck tape him to the wall again. He then shot me with a nerf bazooka gun. Who makes this shit?
Stole like 15 fruit strips from Safeway because I started thinking about how terrible it would be to get scurvy and ate them on top of the bart station parking lot while reading Angela's Ashes.
Sewed more. I think I may have a problem.
Sneezed about 600 times.
Told my grandma about all the kids from my Catholic elementary school who are now gay. She gave me a really weird look.
Found out about how this guy was pulling into the handicap parking spot at Mollie Stones when he hit the gas instead of the brake and ran into little girls and a mom selling girlscout cookies. The mom with them lost a leg and the girls were in critical condition for a while. Only Burlingame could have an accident that suburban.
Realized I'm really into super morbid stories. Remember when we hung out and told serial killer stories for 2 hours freshman year diana? Let's do that again.
Found out that my mom wanted to name me Madeline but the nurse told her she shouldn't because I was too small for such a big name.
Decided that I'll start updating this thing more often but probably won't unless I get some good comments on this entry. What do you think, guys?
Realized that Belle, Jasmine, and Ariel were pretty bomb role models but Snow White and Aurora were total idiots.
Thought about what my guardian angel would be like if I believed in guardian angels. I think it would be really well-intentioned but super clumsy. What about you guys?
My life, interesting? Interested?
Things I did today:
Took two baths while reading Angela's Ashes
Went to see my grandma who spent the whole time setting up a time when I could go see my mom.
Went to see my mom who spent the whole time getting ready to go somewhere else and barely talking to me.
Got tackled by my 9 year old brother who then cackled and told me I'm never allowed to duck tape him to the wall again. He then shot me with a nerf bazooka gun. Who makes this shit?
Stole like 15 fruit strips from Safeway because I started thinking about how terrible it would be to get scurvy and ate them on top of the bart station parking lot while reading Angela's Ashes.
Sewed more. I think I may have a problem.
Sneezed about 600 times.
Told my grandma about all the kids from my Catholic elementary school who are now gay. She gave me a really weird look.
Found out about how this guy was pulling into the handicap parking spot at Mollie Stones when he hit the gas instead of the brake and ran into little girls and a mom selling girlscout cookies. The mom with them lost a leg and the girls were in critical condition for a while. Only Burlingame could have an accident that suburban.
Realized I'm really into super morbid stories. Remember when we hung out and told serial killer stories for 2 hours freshman year diana? Let's do that again.
Found out that my mom wanted to name me Madeline but the nurse told her she shouldn't because I was too small for such a big name.
Decided that I'll start updating this thing more often but probably won't unless I get some good comments on this entry. What do you think, guys?
Realized that Belle, Jasmine, and Ariel were pretty bomb role models but Snow White and Aurora were total idiots.
Thought about what my guardian angel would be like if I believed in guardian angels. I think it would be really well-intentioned but super clumsy. What about you guys?