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[briarcub]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about BriarCub!

1. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of BriarCub!
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be BriarCub.
3. BriarCub is 984 feet tall!
4. It can take BriarCub several days to move just through one tree.
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as BriarCub!
6. BriarCub is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
7. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing BriarCub.
8. South Australia was the first place to allow BriarCub to stand for parliament.
9. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of BriarCub every year.
10. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of BriarCub!