I hate this crap (and roy moore)
I’ve decided to post here again because this seemed kind of interesting. I know that LJ people don’t like to click outside of the LJ domain, but my world wide web log, if you are interested, is now http://www.briantmurphy.blogspot.com/
Seven Things to Do Before I Die:
1. skydive
2. eat an entire cow, bones, hair, everything
3. play on the tonight show, conan, or snl
4. hold my newborn child and weep
5. run for a political office
6. walk around inside a volcano
7. go to Africa
Seven Things I Cannot Do:
1. play guitar
2. dance
3. eat my mother’s cooking
4. see without glasses
5. get along with most christians
6. stay awake during broadway plays
7. fly like superman and shoot laser-beams from my eyeballs
Seven Things that Attract Me to My Spouse/Significant Other:
1. She is sexy as hell
2. she is so laid back she makes me angry
3. everything the woman cooks is tasty and delicious
4. She’s not very emotional (I’m the emotional one in the relationship)
5. She has actual practical skills like she knows how to hold a hammer and work a screwdriver and put things together and fix things.
6. She is so much smarter than me that it makes me angry
7. She knows how to save people’s lives, and does it on a daily basis.
Seven Things I Say (or write!) Most Often:
1. This is intense
2. shut up
3. I can’t hear you
4. I don’t understand what you are saying
5. will you please take your foot off my face?
6. Help me, I’m gagging.
7. I’d rather be tortured and dead than having this conversation
Seven Movies I like:
1. Garden State
2. Lost in Translation
3. gross point blank
4. the money pit
5. life aquatic
6. American history x
7. vanilla sky