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I had a dream last night that Barry Allen was showing me his crime lab for some reason. A few things stood out to me during said dream. First, he was painfully dull. He just talked about the most boring shit and seemed to think I would care about his vials of magnesium and on and on and on. Second, he is not as clever as he thinks. Like he kept making speed related puns and winking. Like I had no fucking clue he's really the Flash. Jesus Christ Barry, you have a flash ring on your finger and disappear whenever you hear a radio report of something going down in Central City. I guess when you're girlfriend is oblivious and you spend so much time with her you just assume everyone else is as well. Let me be clear, only Iris West is self involved enough to not get that you're the Flash the 200th time in an hour when you make a joke about being back in a "Flash".