You make me want to eat sand cookies and yell at the dog.
You should stop hanging out with fucked up toxic people - yes they can be good in bed but quite frankly you're too good for that. =)
Someday I will ask you to tattoo TOSS on your ass with me.
When I first met you, I offered to buy you a beer and you turned me down saying that you were "there with someone". I just thought you were cute and wanted to buy you a congratulatory beer for your wicked performance. hehe
You + Me = TOSS forever!!!!
If I saw you now I'd hug you and tell you it's been too long.
I would build anything just for you, if it would make you smile.
I would get your name tattooed on a stuffed teddy bear.
If I could sing you any song it would be, nothing because I want to make you smile not cry and twinge in pain. lol
We could dream together under the stars.
Something I would like to tell you but am afraid to tell you in person is nothing. We dont play games, we tell it like it is. That's why I love you. Fuck sensitive people - they're mostly dimwits anyhow.
You have a cute everyting, f'reals. too noo shittin
You make me want to have a nakid picture party and meet the neighbours
You should get me a girl on our side of the fence so I dont' have to hang out with non tossers!
Someday I will ask you to get monica back to play.
When I first met you, thought you were hitting on me and with Gabby....and I'm not a stealer yo!!!
You + Me = TOSS forever!!!! FER SHIZZLE
If I saw you now I'd wanna take the chuck it and make the dog tired....
I would build a cinder block sitting backyard thingie...to remind us of the nakid summer of excess....
I would get your name tattooed on your wife....***WEDDING PRESENT***.
If I could sing you any song it would be, The Ali Mcgraw song!!!
We could finally get that 24 together under the stars. ***you know it...F**k me like the whore i am*****
Something I would like to tell you but am afraid to tell you in person is nothing. We dont play games, we tell it like it is. That's why I love you. Fuck sensitive people - they're mostly dimwits anyhow. Couldn't say it any better...TOSS
My love for you is like a sand cookie...Gross but totally addictive!!!!
You have a cute everyting, f'reals.
You make me want to eat sand cookies and yell at the dog.
You should stop hanging out with fucked up toxic people - yes they can be good in bed but quite frankly you're too good for that. =)
Someday I will ask you to tattoo TOSS on your ass with me.
When I first met you, I offered to buy you a beer and you turned me down saying that you were "there with someone". I just thought you were cute and wanted to buy you a congratulatory beer for your wicked performance. hehe
You + Me = TOSS forever!!!!
If I saw you now I'd hug you and tell you it's been too long.
I would build anything just for you, if it would make you smile.
I would get your name tattooed on a stuffed teddy bear.
If I could sing you any song it would be, nothing because I want to make you smile not cry and twinge in pain. lol
We could dream together under the stars.
Something I would like to tell you but am afraid to tell you in person is nothing. We dont play games, we tell it like it is. That's why I love you. Fuck sensitive people - they're mostly dimwits anyhow.
My love for you is like a big comfy hoody.
Love,
ali mcgraw!!!
(P.S. fat kids forever!)
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Dearest Ali McGraw,
You have a cute everyting, f'reals. too noo shittin
You make me want to have a nakid picture party and meet the neighbours
You should get me a girl on our side of the fence so I dont' have to hang out with non tossers!
Someday I will ask you to get monica back to play.
When I first met you, thought you were hitting on me and with Gabby....and I'm not a stealer yo!!!
You + Me = TOSS forever!!!! FER SHIZZLE
If I saw you now I'd wanna take the chuck it and make the dog tired....
I would build a cinder block sitting backyard thingie...to remind us of the nakid summer of excess....
I would get your name tattooed on your wife....***WEDDING PRESENT***.
If I could sing you any song it would be, The Ali Mcgraw song!!!
We could finally get that 24 together under the stars. ***you know it...F**k me like the whore i am*****
Something I would like to tell you but am afraid to tell you in person is nothing. We dont play games, we tell it like it is. That's why I love you. Fuck sensitive people - they're mostly dimwits anyhow. Couldn't say it any better...TOSS
My love for you is like a sand cookie...Gross but totally addictive!!!!
Love,
Mr. Brian
(P.S. Imma get it)
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