Morning Wood
Billy and Elijah drabble.
‘Morning Wood!’ Billy chirpily greets the young man already sipping coffee in the makeup trailer. The time reads 4:47am
‘Quit fucking saying that you asshole!’ Apparently Elijah’s sense of humour got out of the wrong side of bed this morning.
‘Oho! Someone’s got their little Phantom Menace panties in a twist.’ Billy leans forward, past Elijah to take one of the Styrofoam containers containing a murky-brown liquid and three sugar sachets to disguise the nasty taste.
‘Fuck you Billy.’
Billy drew back, coffee in hand, purring in Elijah’s ear as he went, ‘I’d much rather fuck you.’
Morning wood indeed.
‘Morning Wood!’ Billy chirpily greets the young man already sipping coffee in the makeup trailer. The time reads 4:47am
‘Quit fucking saying that you asshole!’ Apparently Elijah’s sense of humour got out of the wrong side of bed this morning.
‘Oho! Someone’s got their little Phantom Menace panties in a twist.’ Billy leans forward, past Elijah to take one of the Styrofoam containers containing a murky-brown liquid and three sugar sachets to disguise the nasty taste.
‘Fuck you Billy.’
Billy drew back, coffee in hand, purring in Elijah’s ear as he went, ‘I’d much rather fuck you.’
Morning wood indeed.