useless then recommended

Dec 11, 2007 23:08

So when we think about Stephen Colbert and Aristotle, we can't help but find the most basic similarity OF ALL TIME... i was showering and had this epiphany and my god my god. So Aristotle proved an insane amount of things valid based on his premise of physics which for its time was awesome but consequently wrong. He made arguments that proved the existence of God and they were perfectly valid... but who would have guessed that there is empty space and that therefor movement is possible?!?!? So Colbert lives in his own universe where he is always right, and therefor makes arguments that are logically valid in his universe and his only. They are founded on false premises, so although they seem valid, they are founded on false premises that are only false by our universal standards.

-that popped up on my screen when i went to update just now, but i think it is from three or four months ago and i decided not to post it because it doesn't make much sense, and what sense can be made of it is useless... oh well, its funny in hindsight.

what i meant to say is that i was reading Revelations and I found it funny how in the most imaginative of all the books in the bible, a hallucinogen is brought up about three times... wormwood, that is. And they talk of smoke alot, but i think that is only incense. smoke is cool no matter what it does to your brain. Either way, Revelations is all sorts of crazy and at points made me think that rivers really could turn to blood and a third of the people could be reaped from the earth. I don't know why more people don't read the bible, at least just the New Testament... i mean i know perfectly why because i wouldnt have done it anytime unless i was forced to by school, as i was. but by God am i grateful
so please don't wait to be forced to reading it, you've had enough of your Klosterman and Palahniuk and Bukowski and all that hip as fuck stuff that is still amazing, but mostly because its easy and interesting. Seriously take the effort and read the bible but make sure you have some other readers guide book to lead you through it, otherwise it is likely a waste of your time.

i just had to get that off of my chest. now i can sleep well and dream of a warm cozy apocalypse.
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