Because Realmsing Ain't Easy to Quit
BrianKennyDamnit: i've had the urge to write a bunch of standings recently
creativeFamine: lol
BrianKennyDamnit: like, one or two scene long totally irrelevent things
BrianKennyDamnit: honestly, mostly meat grinders
BrianKennyDamnit: focusing heavily on the idea of goblin religious figures
creativeFamine: lol
BrianKennyDamnit: like, High Priest Bulp is leading the crusade against Da Humiez. with dire wolves and poison
BrianKennyDamnit: oh, and maybe some semi-bottomless pits. like 1000 feet
BrianKennyDamnit: just to be a dick
BrianKennyDamnit: OH MAN
BrianKennyDamnit: idea
BrianKennyDamnit: High Priest Bulp has ordered that the goblin faithful begin mining for resources, so they go digging
BrianKennyDamnit: scene 1: two goblins and an ogre are in the midst of digging a 1000 ft pit. PCs murder them and move on
BrianKennyDamnit: scene 2: goblins apparently dug a 1000 ft pit and unleashed a hive of giant ants or some shit like that. wait, no, fuck that, beetles. giant fucking beetles.
BrianKennyDamnit: those fuckers are like tanks
BrianKennyDamnit: anyway, so the PCs fight and murder the myriad of beetles
BrianKennyDamnit: wait, even better
BrianKennyDamnit: some bitching undead that were buried for a kajllion years
BrianKennyDamnit: like wights or revenents or some shit like that
BrianKennyDamnit: fuck yes, i'm the greatest producer ever
creativeFamine: lol
BrianKennyDamnit: like, one or two scene long totally irrelevent things
BrianKennyDamnit: honestly, mostly meat grinders
BrianKennyDamnit: focusing heavily on the idea of goblin religious figures
creativeFamine: lol
BrianKennyDamnit: like, High Priest Bulp is leading the crusade against Da Humiez. with dire wolves and poison
BrianKennyDamnit: oh, and maybe some semi-bottomless pits. like 1000 feet
BrianKennyDamnit: just to be a dick
BrianKennyDamnit: OH MAN
BrianKennyDamnit: idea
BrianKennyDamnit: High Priest Bulp has ordered that the goblin faithful begin mining for resources, so they go digging
BrianKennyDamnit: scene 1: two goblins and an ogre are in the midst of digging a 1000 ft pit. PCs murder them and move on
BrianKennyDamnit: scene 2: goblins apparently dug a 1000 ft pit and unleashed a hive of giant ants or some shit like that. wait, no, fuck that, beetles. giant fucking beetles.
BrianKennyDamnit: those fuckers are like tanks
BrianKennyDamnit: anyway, so the PCs fight and murder the myriad of beetles
BrianKennyDamnit: wait, even better
BrianKennyDamnit: some bitching undead that were buried for a kajllion years
BrianKennyDamnit: like wights or revenents or some shit like that
BrianKennyDamnit: fuck yes, i'm the greatest producer ever