I Live In Swan Building
From Cracked.com:
"In Ireland, it is not uncommon for university rowing teams to cancel practice because there is a swan in the river. Rowing teams tend to be composed of men who are built like very large trees. Trees that bench-press Volvos. These men are terrified of swans, probably due to a grizzled old rowing coach, always looking on from the shore, a bill-shaped scar where his left eye used to be."
It's true. I seen it happen. Except for the grizzled rowing coach part, but they've canceled that stuff because of a swan. Swans are evil.
"In Ireland, it is not uncommon for university rowing teams to cancel practice because there is a swan in the river. Rowing teams tend to be composed of men who are built like very large trees. Trees that bench-press Volvos. These men are terrified of swans, probably due to a grizzled old rowing coach, always looking on from the shore, a bill-shaped scar where his left eye used to be."
It's true. I seen it happen. Except for the grizzled rowing coach part, but they've canceled that stuff because of a swan. Swans are evil.