NOT quirks
I think I am supposed to do links, or something. I don't know how and I refuse to learn anything so lame. And I have not played "tag" since third grade. Not going to start now.
These are not "quirks," they are normal life rules.
1. A toothpaste tube that has been squeezed in the middle must be immediately discarded.
2. If trousers fall off the hanger and onto the closet floor, they must be put into the laundry pile.
3. Food that is not consumed at a meal should be swiftly disposed of in the garbage. NO LEFT-OVERS.
4. With hardwood, you never get rug burn.
5. Ice cubes must be made with bottled spring water.
6. I keep a picture of Gus and Justin on my desk at Kinnetik. The staff knows if they alter its angle, they will be terminated for cause.
7. While mayonnaise can serve as lubricant in a pinch, it should never be consumed orally.
These are not "quirks," they are normal life rules.
1. A toothpaste tube that has been squeezed in the middle must be immediately discarded.
2. If trousers fall off the hanger and onto the closet floor, they must be put into the laundry pile.
3. Food that is not consumed at a meal should be swiftly disposed of in the garbage. NO LEFT-OVERS.
4. With hardwood, you never get rug burn.
5. Ice cubes must be made with bottled spring water.
6. I keep a picture of Gus and Justin on my desk at Kinnetik. The staff knows if they alter its angle, they will be terminated for cause.
7. While mayonnaise can serve as lubricant in a pinch, it should never be consumed orally.