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Sep 27, 2006 01:11

There was a spider on the ceiling near my bed and I said to my roommate, "You know what? I'm not going to kill it. I'm going to capture it and let it out the window ( Read more... )

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3marblesshort September 27 2006, 05:42:54 UTC
You should have called Jon. He could have used his cat-like reflexes and his knife to stab it.

-Kate

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jonesiesucks September 27 2006, 11:35:50 UTC
Or he'd fuck it and give it crack.

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3marblesshort September 27 2006, 14:29:39 UTC
He isn't a sex-driven asshole, you know.

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jonesiesucks September 27 2006, 14:36:33 UTC
I'm aware, I just remember him saying something about nailing a chicken and making it explode. And it was HILARIOUS.

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brian_goodwin September 27 2006, 15:59:48 UTC
His big quote, though, is "I'm not a sex driven asshole. Crack."

or, "Fuck-a-doodle-do!"

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3marblesshort September 27 2006, 21:56:46 UTC
I miss "TORTUGA!", though. Why did he phaze it out?

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