the funniest effing girl i know...sarah i love you =0*

[bri_loves_you]

h000chh: Whoever is the dipshit that invented Trojan Man Warming Sensation was forgetting the ladies.
h000chh: Okay.  Yeah the warmness may feel good on the penis.  BUT WHAT THE HELL?!  I DONT WANT MY VAGINA LIKE ON FIRE!
BriiannaBanannna: AHHAHAHHAH
BriiannaBanannna: OMG
BriiannaBanannna: ouch.
BriiannaBanannna: it hurts just thinking about it
h000chh: i'll be like, "Does anyone smell burning flesh?  Ah yes.  That's ME!"
BriiannaBanannna: and THAT is going on...
BriiannaBanannna: an away message
h000chh: hahahahahaha
BriiannaBanannna: because my info is full
h000chh: oh good.
h000chh: i seriously do not understand this
h000chh: im gonna write Trojan Condoms.
BriiannaBanannna: ill help you :-)
h000chh: hah oh boy!
h000chh: we'll show everyone
BriiannaBanannna: that would be cool if they had like FROZEN condoms
h000chh: haha
BriiannaBanannna: or not frozen
BriiannaBanannna: but you get i
BriiannaBanannna: t
h000chh: haha oh
h000chh: man
h000chh: i'd be like GET THE PARKA!
BriiannaBanannna: hahahha
h000chh: haha yeah
h000chh: "Trojan Man.  Cooling Sensation."
h000chh: HAHA WHAT ABOUT THIS
h000chh: "Trojan Man.  Hot/Ice.  STICK IT IN YOUR FREEZER OR MICROWAVE.  And you'll get the satisfaction in SECONDS!"
BriiannaBanannna: hahahha
BriiannaBanannna: OMG
BriiannaBanannna: GENIUS
h000chh: haha yeahhhhh!
h000chh: It's for our undecideds.
BriiannaBanannna: actually this whole convo is going in my livejournal
h000chh: haha score.
h000chh: another entry for me
h000chh: :-)
h000chh: Bri I'm telling you.  Sometimes I have good idea.
h000chh: s
h000chh: like my tampon commercials!
h000chh: Have Arnold Schwarzenegger on for those O.B. Tampons.
BriiannaBanannna: haha ..........
BriiannaBanannna: whyy?
h000chh: Theyre like bullets.
BriiannaBanannna: haha
BriiannaBanannna: where do you think of this stuff
BriiannaBanannna: your a genius
h000chh: So there will be a woman who has her period, and she'll be like NOOOOO!!!! I NEED A TAMPON!  and then arnold will show up.  and THE TAMPONATOR will appear on the bottom of the screen and he'll shoot it at her.  and she'll be like, "Thanks, Tamponator!"  And then he'll be like, "I'll be back.  In a month."
BriiannaBanannna: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

wow sarah you amaze me.

:)