I Solemnly Swear To Drink Less

[bri_lawson]

This Saturday. Woke up. Four hours of sleep. Six drinks last night. Walking down Eighth Avenue. Puke in garbage can three times. Take Subway home. Barf on subway. Fall into bed. Am ashamed of myself.

Things to look forward to: Responsive inner thighs
A big honking pay cheque
Leftovers tonight