Sex meme borrowed from
tonyinabag WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
Friday night, and it was 4 times! Although depending on how you define sex, I may have had it last night
WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL HAVE SEX?
The next chance I get!
HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE SEX?
not often enough.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU WANT SEX?
lately not as much as usual. Partially due to the weather and partially due to my impending mid-life crisis...don't know who I want in my bed, younger or older! I might as well give both a try and be in the middle - an "age sandwich!"
EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
If you mean in a public place where the cops would at least frown sternly...yes...um...I may have been caught on a jogging path in Columbia by other joggers while a hot guy from Mizzou blew me! And if you're talking about in front of lots of people but where the cops won't care, then the answer is still yes! We have play parties here...
EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Sometimes...depends on the person I'm with and what's going on while we're gettin it on...and after I cum, if it was good, then yes...I'm a bit hysterical afterwards.
EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?
twice and that's all I'ma say!
DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
I insist on it.
EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Has Sarah Palin ever faked a smile?? Of course I've faked an orgasm!
DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?
I can go either way, depends on my mood and the guy I'm with.
EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
yep
EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
yes, and actually I've made porn during sex too!
HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
NO
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
14 with a guy and as a bottom, and 18 with a girl (ewww)
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
um...I'm leaving that to fate. There's no one that I'm actively jonesin' for right now, but I'm talking to a couple of guys
DO YOU LIKE 69?
Depends...in the long of things that can be done 69, there are a few that I like
ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
nope, but talk to me in a few hours, that may change!
DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
I fucked a girl for the first time in the back of my 1981 Mustang GT...very difficult if you've ever been in one...not much space and my head I think still has a scar from bumping it so many times!
DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
gross...I aged well, he didn't
EVER TAKE SOMEONE'S VIRGINITY?
Yeah, and even though he and his bf had an open relationship, when the bf found out that I fucked him for the first time, he was PISSED!
EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No, but my brother had sex with one of my high school girlfriends (thank God, it means I didn't have to!!)
EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
YES, his name is Kevin Reese, last seen in Spokane, WA hitting on a coke dealer in the drag bar "Pumps." He's probably 75 % of the reason I'm still single...the other 25 % is that I'm just very picky, I know what I want in a man, and haven't met him yet...or maybe I have and don't know it yet!
TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Yes please!!
LINGERIE?
depends...on the context (the situation) and the guy
EVER BEEN A TEACHER/MENTOR TO SOMEONE?
Yes
WHAT FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL DO YOU USE?
um, I don't fuck girls??
EVER GIVE OR RECEIVE THE SHOCKER?
Um, if some of you saw some of the films I've made, you probably might think twice about asking this!!
HOW OFTEN DO YOU MASTURBATE?
Whenever the mood strikes me...that's what laptops are for!!
EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
yes
MORNING, NOON, OR NIGHT SEX?
Any and all...night is best...morning is good, and midday is great but only if it's a day off...no nooners please!
ARE YOU TRIMMED, SHAVED, or NATURAL?
trimmed and natural...I have areas that require trimming, but mostly natural
DO YOU PREFER YOUR PARTNER TO BE TRIMMED, SHAVED, or NATURAL?
If you're hairy I like it trimmed to at least the point I can see your body, but if you're just moderately hairy, as long as I don't need a machete to suck your cock, then we're good with natural!
ARE YOU LOUD DURING SEX?
Um, yeah - unless I'm gagged...and then...oh hell, I'm still loud!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION?
the kind where there is sex happening.
WHERE IS THE MOST PUBLIC PLACE YOU'VE HAD SEX?
Refer to previous question about public sex