Urban Dictionary Meme

Oct 02, 2008 21:26

1) Your name?
Brian: Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.

2) Your age?
39: The act of doggy style, hitting it from the back ferociously, sliding up to the bumper in order to saddle up and ride. Other variations include pterodactyl and is based on doggy style. Phallus can be inserted into anus or vagina. True 39ing normally includes a great deal of screaming. Blood flow may ensue. 39ing never includes homosexuals queer(s) and faggot(s).

3) One of your friends?
Nathan:  
1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina.
2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation.
4) What should you be doing?
Singing:   
mainly used in dublin;
sucking dick,
giving head,
giving a blowjob

5) Favourite colour?
Red:   
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

6) Hometown?
Olathe:   
A city in northeastern Kansas having the fifth largest population in the state, with over 114,000 residents. It is located in the Kansas City metropolitan area; only 20 miles southwest of the downtown area. Olathe is the home of Mahaffie House, a 19th century stagecoach stop along what used to be the Santa Fe Trail, The Great Mall of The Great Plains, the largest outlet mall in the midwest, the headquarters of Garmin International, who manufactures GPS systems, and Mid-America Nazerene University, as well as the Kansas Sate School for the Deaf. Founded in the mid 1800's, Olathe is a town that retains old traditions, while developing into a booming 21st century city. Old Settler's Days are one of those traditions, being celebrated annually every year since 1898. Every September during the first Thursday-Friday after Labor Day, the main streets of downtown Olathe are transformed into a carnival, with rides, games, and vendors. On the last day of Old Settler's, thousands of people gather to watch the annual parade, which showcases local school marching bands, small businesses, and various organizations in the city. It's truly a classic small town America experience.

7) Month of your birthday?
July:   
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar

The 7th month in the year.

8) Last person you talked to?
Clifford:   
A douche bag that occasionally migrates to california to live with his boyfriend (homosexual lover), who is in the navy and shoots white navy-gravy (semen) into the anus's of young seamen. (adj.)

9) What did you last eat?
Protein Shake:   
A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

10) your nickname?
Bri-Daddy (two definitions):  Bri:

word used for a girl who seems perfect in every way except that shes a total bitch , if a bri is obtained she will prob end up ripping out ur heart and not giving two shits about itDaddy:   
Daddy: A dom whom a submissive calls out of respect.
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