Funny quote on insurance pass

[breyten]

The back of my insurance pass from Agis says (translated):If direct health care is needed abroad, please contact the Agis Alarm Center when seriously ill, admitted into hospital or deceased.
Right.

Comments

[anonymous]

Hahaha, that's hilarious... I never noticed it!

zeeger

[damanique]

... LOL!!

"Agis Alarm Center, how can I help you?"

"...."

"Hello?"

"...."

"Can I help you?"

"I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU, PERHAPS?"

"Uh... who is this?"

"DEATH."

"What?"

"I AM DEATH."

"Er.. is this supposed to be a joke?"

"WE KNIGHTS OF THE APOCALYPSE HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR, MADAM. I ARRIVED HERE TO PICK UP THIS DEAD MAN'S SOUL, AND FOUND HIM CLUTCHING THIS DEVICE FROM WHICH YOU WERE TALKING. I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED A PHONE."

"Ah. A dead man, you say?"

"HE IS EXTREMELY NOT ALIVE, I'D SAY."

"Well, then you called the right place! If direct health care is needed, you should contact the Agis Alarm Center!"

"DIRECT HEALTH CARE? THE MAN IS DEAD."

This comment is lost on anyone who hasn't read anything about the Discworld or Death. >_>

[smartlap]

You just got to love an insurance company with humour.
Maybe they think that laughing is healthy. So when your actually dying, you read your card ... and laugh your way back to life?
(Moet je even de uitdrukking "om je dood te lachen" vergeten)