Dearest President
It's been 8 months that you have been in office. You have accomplished many "great" things just like you promised. Let's recap ...
-Had an NCAA March Madness Bracket that was ranked
-Crusaded for a better BCS championship game ranking system
-Play a few hoops
-Signed a bill that will release all the terrorists who will have a grudge and come back to destroy the place in 4 more months.
-Removed torture because it is "inhumane" to use such tactics to interrogate huge threats to the nation ... while our POWs and abroad civilians are being killed on tape and no one is being spared.
-Had a beer with a cop and a scholar to "settle difference. Hey! I got an idea ... why don't you invite Osama for a brewski and see if you can play a little horse and settle our differences.
-Plugged a promo for George Lopez Late Night
-Showed exactly why you are a token president and why people voted for you only because of the color of your skin and not by your record of getting things done and experience with politics.
It's not surprising to see that you have not done anything because in the debates with McCain you were getting killed. But because our nation felt we needed to have a "change" in the office rather than choosing someone who was more qualified, experienced and a war hero and veteran, we would rather vote for someone because it's the "appropriate thing to do." And this is not because of your skin that I say this, but it is because of the promises you have failed to keep.
4 more months and we'll find out if you keep your promise to end the war and bring all the troops back like you so often made a valiant effort for.
Ohhh and most importantly I forgot to mention the great accomplishment of being mentioned in a Young Jeezey song and a Maino song ... my bad.
-Had an NCAA March Madness Bracket that was ranked
-Crusaded for a better BCS championship game ranking system
-Play a few hoops
-Signed a bill that will release all the terrorists who will have a grudge and come back to destroy the place in 4 more months.
-Removed torture because it is "inhumane" to use such tactics to interrogate huge threats to the nation ... while our POWs and abroad civilians are being killed on tape and no one is being spared.
-Had a beer with a cop and a scholar to "settle difference. Hey! I got an idea ... why don't you invite Osama for a brewski and see if you can play a little horse and settle our differences.
-Plugged a promo for George Lopez Late Night
-Showed exactly why you are a token president and why people voted for you only because of the color of your skin and not by your record of getting things done and experience with politics.
It's not surprising to see that you have not done anything because in the debates with McCain you were getting killed. But because our nation felt we needed to have a "change" in the office rather than choosing someone who was more qualified, experienced and a war hero and veteran, we would rather vote for someone because it's the "appropriate thing to do." And this is not because of your skin that I say this, but it is because of the promises you have failed to keep.
4 more months and we'll find out if you keep your promise to end the war and bring all the troops back like you so often made a valiant effort for.
Ohhh and most importantly I forgot to mention the great accomplishment of being mentioned in a Young Jeezey song and a Maino song ... my bad.