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[brewski]

Day three of the diet: I've discovered that I like being full more than being stuffed. This is an important distinction. Also, being hungry all the time makes food taste way better. Fruits and vegetables now officially have zero calories. Goddammit, I will look hot by summer if it kills me. Believe it, sister.

Comments

[kleindreamer]

First off, NOBODY refers to me as sister.

secondly, you have to wait until summer? why, may I ask?

[khachapuri]

Hey,call your aunt (not to mention your sister)