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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I gave firemarshalmatt a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I helped athenelight across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I helped iliveinthewoods see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (329 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
brewmccool