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Just thought I would post something since I havent in a real long time. Its something that I will miss about college...for sure.
"We salute you Miss Greek Letters On The Ass Of Your Pants. You draped in alphabet, show us that we have no choice but to look at your ass. Sure the bouncing of the letters to the rhythm of your ass may seem hypnotic to some, but not to the hundreds of other sorority girls who strut around the campus wearing the same exact thing. Where others wear these slacks to bed at night, you show us that its OK to wear them with puffy Northface jackets and mocassin-like boots. You have a higher standard for your ass than most and because of that we just can't stop looking at it, despite the fact that we may not really want to. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Miss Sorority Queen, because we all know that when you are standing in line, the guy behind you will always have something to read.... over and over again. "
"We salute you Miss Greek Letters On The Ass Of Your Pants. You draped in alphabet, show us that we have no choice but to look at your ass. Sure the bouncing of the letters to the rhythm of your ass may seem hypnotic to some, but not to the hundreds of other sorority girls who strut around the campus wearing the same exact thing. Where others wear these slacks to bed at night, you show us that its OK to wear them with puffy Northface jackets and mocassin-like boots. You have a higher standard for your ass than most and because of that we just can't stop looking at it, despite the fact that we may not really want to. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Miss Sorority Queen, because we all know that when you are standing in line, the guy behind you will always have something to read.... over and over again. "