Apr 24, 2008 23:47
1. Must love my awesome/crazy family and enjoy spending a lot of time with them.
2. Must favor dogs over cats
3. Must be a raised Catholic (because they understand commitment)
4. Biological parents must be happily married
5. Must be cool with breastfeeding and natural childbirth
6. Must be nice to my grandparents (even though my grandma is fucking crazy)
7. Must have their financial shit together
8. Must not take advantage of me, both financially and emotionally
9. Must be single (take your time getting over your ex, because I don't care to deal with that)
10. Must understand your sexuality (gay, straight, or bi)