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I stole this myspace bulletin from a friend
This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out this week:
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
now to list any of these that relate to me and comment.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.(GOSPEL MUSIC ROCKS HARDCORE YES!)
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.(ok well i dont have either id liek a tat)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
(guess i cant hang with amanda anymore lol, must hang with people who are robots)
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (was jesus on a football team?)
-Drinks alcohol. (um didnt jesus make water into wine? and isnt his blood suppose to be wine?)
-Complains of boredom. (i cant rele entrain myself every waking moment of my life)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.(so if i had a job that works long hours how am i gonna have time for wholesome activitys such as the bible and prayer?)
-Is excessively awake during the night.(so i guess the late shift cops and firemen are evil worshipers? damn we are screwd)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (for my summoning of demons! what else? idiots)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.) (uh sometimes its nice to be alone and have private time)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. ("mommy u want to come to the stripclub with me in canada?" um if i had to do that i wouldnt have any friends, zilch)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (preist scare me now, how i can i trust someone u may ponetailly mistaken me fr a child and try shit on me?)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.(Yes i shall eat his cholatly delicousness and marshmellows so it shall feed my dark soul! hail the count!)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.(ok i agree that some media things on tv suck but tv is tv)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. (sometimes u just gotta chop some polygonal bodys and get rid of some stress, or would they rather have me do it in real life?)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (what if i need fast info on things for school?)
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (how am i suppose to rock to Gospel?)
-Expresses an interest in sex.(ok this is like the most human thing, if i cant make love then fuck off)
-Masturbates (hey proven to stay away from prostate cancer, its healthy! plus sometimes ya just gotta do it if ur not getting any)
ok so basically nearly every damn person is a goth.
This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out this week:
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
now to list any of these that relate to me and comment.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.(GOSPEL MUSIC ROCKS HARDCORE YES!)
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.(ok well i dont have either id liek a tat)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
(guess i cant hang with amanda anymore lol, must hang with people who are robots)
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (was jesus on a football team?)
-Drinks alcohol. (um didnt jesus make water into wine? and isnt his blood suppose to be wine?)
-Complains of boredom. (i cant rele entrain myself every waking moment of my life)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.(so if i had a job that works long hours how am i gonna have time for wholesome activitys such as the bible and prayer?)
-Is excessively awake during the night.(so i guess the late shift cops and firemen are evil worshipers? damn we are screwd)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (for my summoning of demons! what else? idiots)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.) (uh sometimes its nice to be alone and have private time)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. ("mommy u want to come to the stripclub with me in canada?" um if i had to do that i wouldnt have any friends, zilch)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (preist scare me now, how i can i trust someone u may ponetailly mistaken me fr a child and try shit on me?)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.(Yes i shall eat his cholatly delicousness and marshmellows so it shall feed my dark soul! hail the count!)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.(ok i agree that some media things on tv suck but tv is tv)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. (sometimes u just gotta chop some polygonal bodys and get rid of some stress, or would they rather have me do it in real life?)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (what if i need fast info on things for school?)
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (how am i suppose to rock to Gospel?)
-Expresses an interest in sex.(ok this is like the most human thing, if i cant make love then fuck off)
-Masturbates (hey proven to stay away from prostate cancer, its healthy! plus sometimes ya just gotta do it if ur not getting any)
ok so basically nearly every damn person is a goth.