Richmond weekend
Ok, courtney & faith are still asleep & I just couldn't get comfortable anywhere so i am here. gayness. I finally put some pics up & i really like them because I am finally starting to like pictures of myself once again. I know, I know- my vain actually didnt like pics of myself for the past few months. tis true. well i really like these & i REALLY like the pic i put up as my default. I cant put up any myspace-y looking pic of my with my camera pointed at the mirror. I refuse. I am very excited to go back to school but i am scared of starting classes again. I will always hate school & i will miss my family again, & just when i am finally getting used to being home i have to leave again. =( I have come to the conclusion that i am very emotional & i really want longer hair... dammit. why wont it grow. answer me that Cool! I miss you laura if you are reading this/ harry potter 6 which i have to pick up today on my way back home. The book was at bestbuy? & it was expensive as a bitch! & i have the most humorous story to tell of friday night in richmond with courtney & friends:
Once apon a time a group of 5 girls decided to get together & have a fun weekend. On the first night we all went out to dinner then came back to chang into our bathing suits and were on our way to go to courtney k's work to swim at her pool. Its kinda out in the woods & all the geriatricks play bingo in the clubhouse there. We have all our liquour in the trunk's of courtney's & stephanie's cars. Courtney even invited a few of her friends to come and meet us & hang out. So we all get to the pool & courtney finds out that the sheriff and his geriatric friends are going to stay & play bingo till 4 am. what the fuck. half of them probably would die before they would win. but whatever. So we had to sneak drinks in inside water bottles & take shots in the car. and when we get to the water its a group of mostly guys & 3 girls ages ranging from 15-22. I think. I guess they were nice at first but we really didnt talk to them. so at one point christina has to go to the bathroom & courtney was with someone else no where in sight & i guess christina couldnt find the rest of us. So this guy, Kyle offered to go with her. As they were walking to the bathroom Kyle's whale of a girlfriend in a fit of jealously yells out "GO GET SOME PUSSY!" crazy-ho. a perfect example of when you need to stiff arm a ho. right there. So out of politeness none of us said anything, even tho me, faith & steph all looked at eachother when she said it. bitch. ok so fast forward towards the end of the night and we are all in our towels drying off & the rednecks are walking past us & Shamu was just lookin & i was waitin for the bitch to say somethin & she did. she says "quietly" "Yeah Kyle had to walk some bitch to the bathroom" So then all hell broke loose. Faith starts yelling "Who's a bitch? Who's a bitch?" So then I start yelling "Fuckin say it loud enough for all of us to hear you fat bitch" Then Christina being held back by Courtney K, starts like hopping & pulling herself forward & yelling "I'll fight a bitch! I'll fight a bitch!" Then faith starts yelling "What are you standin there for? READY? BYE! READY BYE! & DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THIS TOWEL OFF!!!" Then I yell at Kyle "You need to keep your fuckin girlfriend on a leash and get a muzzel!" Then as the bitch walks away I have to add one more thing "THATS RIGHT! GO HOME & COLLECT YOUR WELFARE CHECK! We wish you a merry welfare & a happy FOOD STAMP!" hahah it was glorious. Even though Courtney K was caught in the middle because they were still her friends, we apologized for gettin her upset, but fuck they started that shit & we finished it. I dont think they thought we would react like that and in my personal opinion, put up or shut up, cuz we definitely will say something. After that we came back home & passed out from all the excitement & drinking. On saturday we went to country fest & roasted ourselves then went back to courtney's aunts house & have a fabulous time hanging out in the pool & drinking & having a cookout. it was a lot of fun. Afterwards we went to Krispy Kreme to get some donuts, then to Priscillas an adult shop but i couldnt get in because i didnt have my ID. my bad. After we went to Best Buy to look for a movie & on our way in we saw these cute guys get out of their jeep & they were so cute. So we leave a note on this small card that has a pic of a penis & Christina wrote, "Courtneys, Faith, Christina & Steph say hi. The guy in the yellow hat is hott! DO US!" So then we stayed in the parking lot and waited for them to come out and see the note & we did & laughed soooo hard & they saw us, then when we left we honked & waved. Good times. Then we went to wal-mart & the video store & rented practical magic, but i fell asleep. & now i am here packing up my stuff & finishing up this entry. Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed this weekend. Good day sirs, they COWLIN' me!
<3 Courtney
www.myspace.com/queenbee_n_pink
Once apon a time a group of 5 girls decided to get together & have a fun weekend. On the first night we all went out to dinner then came back to chang into our bathing suits and were on our way to go to courtney k's work to swim at her pool. Its kinda out in the woods & all the geriatricks play bingo in the clubhouse there. We have all our liquour in the trunk's of courtney's & stephanie's cars. Courtney even invited a few of her friends to come and meet us & hang out. So we all get to the pool & courtney finds out that the sheriff and his geriatric friends are going to stay & play bingo till 4 am. what the fuck. half of them probably would die before they would win. but whatever. So we had to sneak drinks in inside water bottles & take shots in the car. and when we get to the water its a group of mostly guys & 3 girls ages ranging from 15-22. I think. I guess they were nice at first but we really didnt talk to them. so at one point christina has to go to the bathroom & courtney was with someone else no where in sight & i guess christina couldnt find the rest of us. So this guy, Kyle offered to go with her. As they were walking to the bathroom Kyle's whale of a girlfriend in a fit of jealously yells out "GO GET SOME PUSSY!" crazy-ho. a perfect example of when you need to stiff arm a ho. right there. So out of politeness none of us said anything, even tho me, faith & steph all looked at eachother when she said it. bitch. ok so fast forward towards the end of the night and we are all in our towels drying off & the rednecks are walking past us & Shamu was just lookin & i was waitin for the bitch to say somethin & she did. she says "quietly" "Yeah Kyle had to walk some bitch to the bathroom" So then all hell broke loose. Faith starts yelling "Who's a bitch? Who's a bitch?" So then I start yelling "Fuckin say it loud enough for all of us to hear you fat bitch" Then Christina being held back by Courtney K, starts like hopping & pulling herself forward & yelling "I'll fight a bitch! I'll fight a bitch!" Then faith starts yelling "What are you standin there for? READY? BYE! READY BYE! & DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THIS TOWEL OFF!!!" Then I yell at Kyle "You need to keep your fuckin girlfriend on a leash and get a muzzel!" Then as the bitch walks away I have to add one more thing "THATS RIGHT! GO HOME & COLLECT YOUR WELFARE CHECK! We wish you a merry welfare & a happy FOOD STAMP!" hahah it was glorious. Even though Courtney K was caught in the middle because they were still her friends, we apologized for gettin her upset, but fuck they started that shit & we finished it. I dont think they thought we would react like that and in my personal opinion, put up or shut up, cuz we definitely will say something. After that we came back home & passed out from all the excitement & drinking. On saturday we went to country fest & roasted ourselves then went back to courtney's aunts house & have a fabulous time hanging out in the pool & drinking & having a cookout. it was a lot of fun. Afterwards we went to Krispy Kreme to get some donuts, then to Priscillas an adult shop but i couldnt get in because i didnt have my ID. my bad. After we went to Best Buy to look for a movie & on our way in we saw these cute guys get out of their jeep & they were so cute. So we leave a note on this small card that has a pic of a penis & Christina wrote, "Courtneys, Faith, Christina & Steph say hi. The guy in the yellow hat is hott! DO US!" So then we stayed in the parking lot and waited for them to come out and see the note & we did & laughed soooo hard & they saw us, then when we left we honked & waved. Good times. Then we went to wal-mart & the video store & rented practical magic, but i fell asleep. & now i am here packing up my stuff & finishing up this entry. Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed this weekend. Good day sirs, they COWLIN' me!
<3 Courtney
www.myspace.com/queenbee_n_pink