Rim Shot #1
So Little Johnny is in class and the teacher says "class, I'd like everyone to please stand up and tell us what your dads do for a living". So one kid gets up and says his dad's a fire fighter. He saves babies and puts out fires. The whole class liked this and everyone was all clapping and stuff. Then another kid gets up and says his dad's a policeman. He catches bank robbers and keeps the streets safe for people. Well the class just thought that was great and how cool it must be to have a dad like that. So then the teacher says "okay Little Johnny, your turn. What does your dad do for a living?".
So Little Johnny flicks his cigarette out the window and stomps right up to the front of the class. "My dad's a male stripper at a gay bar. He takes his clothes off for a bunch of homos and when he's done if any of the fags flip him twenty bucks he takes it up the ass and then sucks them off. Can I fucking sit down now?".
Well the teacher was just appalled and said "Now Johnny! You know that isn't what your dad does for a living! Now tell the class what he really is!".
So Little Johnny looks down at his feet and says quietly "Oh alright. My dad's not a male stripper at a gay bar. He's a Vancouver Canuck."
So Little Johnny flicks his cigarette out the window and stomps right up to the front of the class. "My dad's a male stripper at a gay bar. He takes his clothes off for a bunch of homos and when he's done if any of the fags flip him twenty bucks he takes it up the ass and then sucks them off. Can I fucking sit down now?".
Well the teacher was just appalled and said "Now Johnny! You know that isn't what your dad does for a living! Now tell the class what he really is!".
So Little Johnny looks down at his feet and says quietly "Oh alright. My dad's not a male stripper at a gay bar. He's a Vancouver Canuck."