True story.
I had a plethora of gift certificate cards I needed to use, so I went out and bought some shirts and stuff. On the way home I decided to swing by my land-lord's house pay my rent for the month. There was a storm coming, so it was windy as fuck. I step out of my truck and when I go to close the door with my hand, the wind blew it shut right onto my thumb! OWW FACK!!
I walk up to the door and meet Sandra to give her my check... she asked what I did to my thumb, so I told her. Sandra said "Wait right here... I have something for that!" All I could say was "No no ... please, I'm fine... please no..no.." She said, "ahh come on.." and poured some stuff on my thumb.
(I really didn't want her to do that.)
She saw me out the door, and saw me purposely slam the door on my other thumb. She screamed at me "What's wrong with you! You're outta control!"
I said "Nope. Just needed one."
Haha, scientist joke.
I walk up to the door and meet Sandra to give her my check... she asked what I did to my thumb, so I told her. Sandra said "Wait right here... I have something for that!" All I could say was "No no ... please, I'm fine... please no..no.." She said, "ahh come on.." and poured some stuff on my thumb.
(I really didn't want her to do that.)
She saw me out the door, and saw me purposely slam the door on my other thumb. She screamed at me "What's wrong with you! You're outta control!"
I said "Nope. Just needed one."
Haha, scientist joke.