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kate is the best
better than the rest
the best the best
haikus about kate:
kate's my favourite
i want to lick her ballsack
it would taste so great
i suck at driving
kate is good at everything
driving, unlike me
kate's good at haikus
i never do them: too cool
just fucking kidding
she sleeps in my bed
nothing is better than that
i snore all the time
i write iphone apps
am definitely a jew
conspiracy yay
love creamy pasta
but i hate guacamole
yes, i have problems
there is a file
currently on my desktop
xmen.jpg
have unfriendly cat
he is covered in long fur
his name is mocha
i looked on facebook
my sister is not a skank
however, camwhore
no, kate is nauseous
someone, please rescue her now
most important girl
stuffed camel on shelf
i don't know why it is there
two humps on its back
just now kate hiccuped
like everything else she does
it was the cutest
better than the rest
the best the best
haikus about kate:
kate's my favourite
i want to lick her ballsack
it would taste so great
i suck at driving
kate is good at everything
driving, unlike me
kate's good at haikus
i never do them: too cool
just fucking kidding
she sleeps in my bed
nothing is better than that
i snore all the time
i write iphone apps
am definitely a jew
conspiracy yay
love creamy pasta
but i hate guacamole
yes, i have problems
there is a file
currently on my desktop
xmen.jpg
have unfriendly cat
he is covered in long fur
his name is mocha
i looked on facebook
my sister is not a skank
however, camwhore
no, kate is nauseous
someone, please rescue her now
most important girl
stuffed camel on shelf
i don't know why it is there
two humps on its back
just now kate hiccuped
like everything else she does
it was the cutest