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1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?
A soup ladle.
2. Did you ever swallow a coin?
No. Why? Is that some kind of "thing" I've never heard of?
3. What was the worst gift you've ever received?
I dunno. Socks or something, I guess.
4. What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?
Christ, I have to pick just one?
5. How many kids do you want?
None. Zero. Nada. Thanks.
6. Whats your mom's middle name?
Marie, I think.
7. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
I wish.
8. Worst car you ever had to drive and why?
My first. There was a gadget somewhere that caused it to overheat and stall if you drove it longer than a certain amount without stalling. In the winter, you could get about 40 minutes. In the summer, only about fifteen or twenty.
9. Who do you hate?
Lots of people.
10. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
Chris and I being well on our way to getting an apartment together. He just got a raise at work, so now's the time.
11. Do you have any reallllly crazy relatives?
Yeah. Crazy and intolerant and bigoted and generally hard to be around.
12. Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
Well, I take Tylenol PM every night to help me fall asleep, so I have woken up not WANTING to move... but not UNABLE.
13. Are you feeling nostalgic right now?
No. Nostalgia and sentimentality are not traits I usually share.
14. Did you own a Lite-Brite?
When I was a kid. I won it in a Long John Silver's coloring contest.
15. Can you dive?
Nope. Can't swim period. Too many near-drowning incidents from shitty teachers.
16. Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
Nope.
17. Have you ever used a pogo stick?
No, I don't think so.
18. Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?
No one in particular. They're all pretty upfront about it.
19. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
I just pop a few in and experiment.
20. Favorite food you CRAVE?
Right now? Gibbles Red Hot potato chips. Can't get 'em out here.
21. When was the last time you pulled lint out of your bellybutton?
A couple days ago, I guess.
22. Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?
Ew. No.
23. Do you REALLY floss everyday?
No, but I brush.
24. What is your favorite cologne/perfume you always wear?
I don't.
25. If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
Jesus, you're old.
26. What's the largest living organism that you killed?
Humans are the most dangerous game of all.
27. Did you ever take a lighting bug and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
No, but when I was a kid I would smack them with a wiffleball bat and the bat would kinda glow.
28. What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
I dunno. I never worried them much. Even as a kid I thought they were pretty lame.
29. If you could be anywhere in the world doing anything right now what would it be?
After watching tonight's episode of No Reservations, eating in Spain.
30. Can you juggle?
Eh. Only about three things at once.
31. How do you feel right now?
Kinda blah.
32. Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?
Wha?
33. Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie.
Isn't he doing Lovely Bones right now? Probably two and a half hours.
34. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
My stuffed cocker spaniel.
35. Are you willing to go the distance?
Yes. I'm also willing to go full speed. Also: racing, pacing, plotting the course.