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You might think that a movie entitled "Chopping Mall" would be about some ax murderer terrorizing unsuspecting teens secretly spending the night in an every-day run-of-the-mill shopping center...
Luckily, nobody takes your ideas seriously.
It's obviously about killer security robots terrorizing unsuspecting teens secretly spending the night in an every-day run-of-the-mill shopping center.
Oh yeah. They have laser beams and sometimes molest you. SOLID GOLD.
I've spoken of this film before, I'm sure, but I really mention it now in reference to the fact! that the best television channel in the history of washing machines is by far Showtime EXTREME!
I know you might think that it is lame because of the word EXTREME!, but luckily, you're wrong again. This is the only thing I've ever encountered in my life where the word EXTREME! is actually very, veeery suitable.
Master of the Flying Guillotine, Chopping Mall, Troll 2
EXTREME!
Really, I'm just impressed with Showtime in general. I can't wait for HELLFIRE to come on:
A choirmaster is hired by an heiress to complete her late great-uncle's symphony-- DEDICATED TO THE DEVIL!
Classy, classy cinema that's fun for the whole family!
HATS OFF.
Luckily, nobody takes your ideas seriously.
It's obviously about killer security robots terrorizing unsuspecting teens secretly spending the night in an every-day run-of-the-mill shopping center.
Oh yeah. They have laser beams and sometimes molest you. SOLID GOLD.
I've spoken of this film before, I'm sure, but I really mention it now in reference to the fact! that the best television channel in the history of washing machines is by far Showtime EXTREME!
I know you might think that it is lame because of the word EXTREME!, but luckily, you're wrong again. This is the only thing I've ever encountered in my life where the word EXTREME! is actually very, veeery suitable.
Master of the Flying Guillotine, Chopping Mall, Troll 2
EXTREME!
Really, I'm just impressed with Showtime in general. I can't wait for HELLFIRE to come on:
A choirmaster is hired by an heiress to complete her late great-uncle's symphony-- DEDICATED TO THE DEVIL!
Classy, classy cinema that's fun for the whole family!
HATS OFF.