May 11, 2006 16:21
wcMack10: fortune cookies i think are really just a scheme to try and turn people into assholes and instigate shit
gLhSmDi: i agree
gLhSmDi: some crazy chinese guy is trying to turn america against itself
wcMack10: its a conspiracy
wcMack10: this one says "you are the center of every groups attention"
gLhSmDi: yeah
gLhSmDi: that's intense
wcMack10: and "generocity and perfetion are your everlasting goals"
wcMack10: so nobody else can get the job done right
wcMack10: its a Me philosophy
wcMack10: "this is a prosperous time of life for you"
wcMack10: You? Meeeeeeeee.
wcMack10: too bad theyre sooo delicious
wcMack10: "your lover will never wish to leave you."