I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas....
Dude! I've been a CRIMINAL apparently! When did I have time to do that!?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I stole kewpiecat's purse (-30 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, anthraxus (-5000 points). In June I gave futzyj a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole karamae's purse (30 points). In November I helped cecilseaside hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5178 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Brekkeyon
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I stole kewpiecat's purse (-30 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, anthraxus (-5000 points). In June I gave futzyj a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole karamae's purse (30 points). In November I helped cecilseaside hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5178 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Brekkeyon