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Well, Autumn's predictable as ever. I ran into her at Wilder, so she asked me to walk with her to the post office to pick up some boxes. So I did.
Then, just as we were passing her dorm, it occurred to me that I hadn't yet seen her room. "Oooh, can I see your room?!" I asked. "No!" She said. "Not now!"
"Come on, why not?"
"Because you always stay too long!"
".... You wouldn't have said that to any of your other friends."
"But you always stay too long."
Wow. Sorry. All those times I thought we were having fun together, she was secretly hoping I'd leave. How nice. Anyway, I told her to forget it, and walked back to my own dorm.
In other news, my roommate and I are still getting along great. She's so generous!! She always invites me to "smoke out" with her because she thinks I'm funny when I'm intoxicated. Actually, I'm more idiotic than anything, but whatever.
So we went to see "Bourne Identity" last night, completely trashed. It was quite an experience. I barely remember any of the movie, but all I could concentrate on is how disgusting the female lead acted. Yeah, it's Lola from "Run Lola Run." Franka Potente, or something. She does better when she's not trying to be all "OOOOOH I'M SCARED!!" "OOOOH JASON PUT DOWN THE GUN!!!" and such. Come on, don't be such a pansy. Aghhh. And could SHE and HE be ANY MORE mismatched as a moviecouple? Augh.
Then, just as we were passing her dorm, it occurred to me that I hadn't yet seen her room. "Oooh, can I see your room?!" I asked. "No!" She said. "Not now!"
"Come on, why not?"
"Because you always stay too long!"
".... You wouldn't have said that to any of your other friends."
"But you always stay too long."
Wow. Sorry. All those times I thought we were having fun together, she was secretly hoping I'd leave. How nice. Anyway, I told her to forget it, and walked back to my own dorm.
In other news, my roommate and I are still getting along great. She's so generous!! She always invites me to "smoke out" with her because she thinks I'm funny when I'm intoxicated. Actually, I'm more idiotic than anything, but whatever.
So we went to see "Bourne Identity" last night, completely trashed. It was quite an experience. I barely remember any of the movie, but all I could concentrate on is how disgusting the female lead acted. Yeah, it's Lola from "Run Lola Run." Franka Potente, or something. She does better when she's not trying to be all "OOOOOH I'M SCARED!!" "OOOOH JASON PUT DOWN THE GUN!!!" and such. Come on, don't be such a pansy. Aghhh. And could SHE and HE be ANY MORE mismatched as a moviecouple? Augh.