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Am now $300 poorer because of a vast array of New Ralph Lauren Clothing. Have become aware of various facts:
- I HATE PANTS. They're so POINTLESS! I refuse to believe they're fashionable on ANYONE! I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL EITHER WEAR SHORTS OR NOTHING. Who CARES! Even if you're LIVING IN COLD all year round, there's no excuse. I hate pants. They look moronic.
- White is not my color, ever.
- NAVY BLUE IS, THOUGH! ALSO FOREST GREEN AND THAT KHAKI COLOR AND ALL ITS VARIATIONS
- I can't help but look DIGNIFIED and CLASSY in my fine forestgreen tortoiseneck and KHAKI SHORTS. Also BIRKENSTOCKS. OBVIOUSLY I'M THE posterchyld of CAPITALIST PIGDOM. Admitting it, folks.
Oh, and on that note, lots of weird dreams! VEGETABLE PAD THAI. What is that, anyway, and why do I relate it to politicians? Oh, hey! NEON GENESIS EVANGELION! It's so cool. I need more episodes WITH SOUND. Maybe when I get back to college I shall re-insinuate myself into the STREAMLOADING WORLD. How about STREAMLOAF, though!? (That was the original typo.) *imagines droves of identical loaves of breads hurtling through nanospace* Well, that's enough. I would like some food.
I had a dream about CITIZENX last night, believe it or not. WAIT!!! LET ME TRY THE CODE!!!! *GASP, ADRENALINE, ETC*. Here we go. citizenx HELP!!! DID IT WORK?!
- I HATE PANTS. They're so POINTLESS! I refuse to believe they're fashionable on ANYONE! I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL EITHER WEAR SHORTS OR NOTHING. Who CARES! Even if you're LIVING IN COLD all year round, there's no excuse. I hate pants. They look moronic.
- White is not my color, ever.
- NAVY BLUE IS, THOUGH! ALSO FOREST GREEN AND THAT KHAKI COLOR AND ALL ITS VARIATIONS
- I can't help but look DIGNIFIED and CLASSY in my fine forestgreen tortoiseneck and KHAKI SHORTS. Also BIRKENSTOCKS. OBVIOUSLY I'M THE posterchyld of CAPITALIST PIGDOM. Admitting it, folks.
Oh, and on that note, lots of weird dreams! VEGETABLE PAD THAI. What is that, anyway, and why do I relate it to politicians? Oh, hey! NEON GENESIS EVANGELION! It's so cool. I need more episodes WITH SOUND. Maybe when I get back to college I shall re-insinuate myself into the STREAMLOADING WORLD. How about STREAMLOAF, though!? (That was the original typo.) *imagines droves of identical loaves of breads hurtling through nanospace* Well, that's enough. I would like some food.
I had a dream about CITIZENX last night, believe it or not. WAIT!!! LET ME TRY THE CODE!!!! *GASP, ADRENALINE, ETC*. Here we go. citizenx HELP!!! DID IT WORK?!