Sep 30, 2027 14:18
ITS ALL MIKE FOSBURGS FAULT.
heres the little story.
i had to be in by 1, so my friend and i drove my car home and i planned on sneaking out while she waited in my car outside. soooo, i come in, check in, then
plan my escape....i leave.
then 10 mins later i get a call from my gma saying to come back home, i had been freaking BUSTED!
how, might you ask? mike calls my house phone at one in the morning drunk as fuck and my gma went down to my room to ask me why the fuck my drunk pals are calling.
of course im not there.
of course i cant come home when she requests my prescence.
cuz my pupils are so huge you cant even see my iris.
mike. you crazy fuck. you ruined my life.
now im living on a farm.
but im driving into wichita tonight. crazy ass party.