May 15, 2006 22:13
Try to figure out common proverbs buried in these overwritten substitutes.
Example: Everything that coruscates with effulgence is not ipso facto aurous.
Translation: Everything that glitters is not gold.
1) Never calculate the possible number of juvenile poultry until the usual period of incubation has been accomplished.
2) People who reside in transparent domiciles should not cast geological specimens.
3) The warm-blooded, feathered, egg-laying vertebrate animal that is among the first invariably comes in the possession of a small, legless, crawling invertebrate animal.
4) Where there is gaseous evidence of flammable matter, there is an indicated insinuation of incendiary pyrotechnic
5) Ornithological specimens of identical plumage tend to congregate in close proximity.
6) Do not utter loud or passionate vocal expressions because of the accidental overturning of a receptacle containing a whitish nutritive liquid.
7) Do not traverse a structure erected to afford passage over a waterway prior to the time of drawing nigh to the same.
8) Hemoglobin is incapable of being extracted from the edible root of brassica rapa
9) Deviation from the ordinary or common routine is that which gives zest to the cycle of existence.
You should be able to get most of these...