John Egbert's Great Big Christmas Post
Presents for: Aradia, Mrs. Brisby, Dave, Mamarosa, Equius, Eridan, Jade, Karkat, Lily, Maka, Rose and Signless
ARADIA MEGIDO is getting a copy of THE GREAT BIG BOOK OF FOSSILS (unabridged edition) by Doctor So-and-so.
merry christmas!
and thank you. for everything. <3
- john
MRS. BRISBY is getting a CHEESE BASKET.
merry christmas, mrs. brisby!
- john
DAVE STRIDER is getting a STUPID SNOOP DOGG SHIRT.
this is kind of a dumb shirt but it is not as dumb as your god tier digs. you look like a tool.
merry christmas!
- john
THE DOLOROSA is getting an ARRANGEMENT OF PRETTY, ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS.
merry christmas!
- john
p.s. they are fake so they won't die.
EQUIUS ZAHHAK is getting a MY LITTLE PONY CALENDAR.
merry christmas, bro.
- john
ERIDAN AMPORA is getting a PURPLE HAIRDRYER.
merry christmas, bro.
- john
JADE HARLEY is getting an ADORABLE PUPPY.
merry christmas, sis!
i know you probably miss bec a ton right now. this puppy isn't exactly a replacement for him but i hope he makes you smile still! :)
- john
KARKAT VANTAS is getting copies of TWILIGHT by Stephenie Meyer and PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES by Jane Austen and Seth Graham-Smith.
merry christmas, buddy.
i want you to know your friendship means a ton to me. you are my movie amigo and my co-friendleader. we fight, we bicker and we argue but at the end of the day, you are still that one, solid thing i can hold onto in this place. so, thank you so much.
you keep acting like you are karkat vantas the one-man marching band, the big fat muscular giant holding the world in place, but you are actually hard candy with the delicious, squishy center. give yourself a break sometimes. you have tons of friends that love you and are ready to help you, ok? we believe in you, pal.
ok, so i asked the lady at the bookstore for some, uh, edgy romances and she recommended these books. they have zombies and vampires and they make out with people or something?? i don't know.
- john
LILY EVANS is getting a JAR FULL OF EYEBALLS.
i thought this was appropriately witchy! merry christmas.
- john
MAKA ALBARN is getting a copy of JONATHAN LIVINGSTONE SEAGULL by Richard Bach.
merry christmas!
i don't read a lot but this is one of my favorite books.
- john
ROSE LALONDE is getting a bunch of MARKERS.
merry christmas!
you totally owned knitting but what about illustration??
- john
THE SIGNLESS is getting a FANCY CAPE.
merry christmas!
you are a pretty cool dude, i think you deserve some pretty cool duds.
- john
ARADIA MEGIDO is getting a copy of THE GREAT BIG BOOK OF FOSSILS (unabridged edition) by Doctor So-and-so.
merry christmas!
and thank you. for everything. <3
- john
MRS. BRISBY is getting a CHEESE BASKET.
merry christmas, mrs. brisby!
- john
DAVE STRIDER is getting a STUPID SNOOP DOGG SHIRT.
this is kind of a dumb shirt but it is not as dumb as your god tier digs. you look like a tool.
merry christmas!
- john
THE DOLOROSA is getting an ARRANGEMENT OF PRETTY, ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS.
merry christmas!
- john
p.s. they are fake so they won't die.
EQUIUS ZAHHAK is getting a MY LITTLE PONY CALENDAR.
merry christmas, bro.
- john
ERIDAN AMPORA is getting a PURPLE HAIRDRYER.
merry christmas, bro.
- john
JADE HARLEY is getting an ADORABLE PUPPY.
merry christmas, sis!
i know you probably miss bec a ton right now. this puppy isn't exactly a replacement for him but i hope he makes you smile still! :)
- john
KARKAT VANTAS is getting copies of TWILIGHT by Stephenie Meyer and PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES by Jane Austen and Seth Graham-Smith.
merry christmas, buddy.
i want you to know your friendship means a ton to me. you are my movie amigo and my co-friendleader. we fight, we bicker and we argue but at the end of the day, you are still that one, solid thing i can hold onto in this place. so, thank you so much.
you keep acting like you are karkat vantas the one-man marching band, the big fat muscular giant holding the world in place, but you are actually hard candy with the delicious, squishy center. give yourself a break sometimes. you have tons of friends that love you and are ready to help you, ok? we believe in you, pal.
ok, so i asked the lady at the bookstore for some, uh, edgy romances and she recommended these books. they have zombies and vampires and they make out with people or something?? i don't know.
- john
LILY EVANS is getting a JAR FULL OF EYEBALLS.
i thought this was appropriately witchy! merry christmas.
- john
MAKA ALBARN is getting a copy of JONATHAN LIVINGSTONE SEAGULL by Richard Bach.
merry christmas!
i don't read a lot but this is one of my favorite books.
- john
ROSE LALONDE is getting a bunch of MARKERS.
merry christmas!
you totally owned knitting but what about illustration??
- john
THE SIGNLESS is getting a FANCY CAPE.
merry christmas!
you are a pretty cool dude, i think you deserve some pretty cool duds.
- john