Dear Kanye,
Hear me, if you fuck up the new album release for 30 Seconds to Mars, I'm pretty sure that the Letos will destroy you. Do not be deceived by the fanboy act, you mess with their "life" (i.e., their music) and they will mess with yours (i.e., your existence on this planet). Jared has spent his life mastering the ancient ways of mind control and Shannon makes a living beating the shit out of his drums. They grew up in the country, they know where to hide a body where no one will think to look for it.
Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.