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Two Asian girls, both with animal head hats, standing withing five feet of each other. Pho. Everything made it home, even the porkbunz. What is my life? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Bad things, bad habits, bad news. All over again. Apple slice in the Bali Shag in the snack-sized Ziploc.
Vice parties = bad news, because I love free booze more than life itself. Apparently I puked on a Vice magazine and was down on my knees biting people's thighs. I woke up at 6 am, fully clothed, tucked in and totally confused. My room keeps going from clean to messy to clean to messy again. Well, it was never actually clean. It's time though. IT'S FUCKING TIME ALREADY, ALEX! Not to mention the living room and those mysterious boxes in the closet are gonna get it! Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. There's too much to do. At least I have a job now, check. I just want to have a going away party and go away. God, I'm a horny bastard!
Vice parties = bad news, because I love free booze more than life itself. Apparently I puked on a Vice magazine and was down on my knees biting people's thighs. I woke up at 6 am, fully clothed, tucked in and totally confused. My room keeps going from clean to messy to clean to messy again. Well, it was never actually clean. It's time though. IT'S FUCKING TIME ALREADY, ALEX! Not to mention the living room and those mysterious boxes in the closet are gonna get it! Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. There's too much to do. At least I have a job now, check. I just want to have a going away party and go away. God, I'm a horny bastard!