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May 08, 2006 09:19

My roommate once Asked me which month was the one with only 28 days

Never in my life have I gotten fired

The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is Tom, cuz he's a goon

High School was a waste of my time

When I'm nervous I talk even faster

The last time I cried was a week ago, in my bed at night

If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be um... i agree with caitlin, id also rather pick the groomsmen

My hair is very the longest its been since i was a freshmen in highschool and kinda wet

When I was 5 i was pretty shy

Last Christmas I was doing the same thing i do every christmas

When I turn my head left i see boys cleaning the helpdesk

I should be working on unpacking my apartment

When I look down I see brown pants, white flipflops and the helpdesk carpet

The craziest recent event was moving into my apartment, what a nightmare

If I were a character on Friends I'd be The one who hates everyone

By this time next year I will probably be freaking out about the LSAT

My favorite Aunt is non existant, i dislike them all

I have a hard time understanding most things

One time at a family gathering i decided i dislike most of my family

You know I "like" you if chances are i dont like you

If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is/are no one, i won, it was all my doing

Take my advice don't drive for 5 hours with the sunroof down and expect to not get a sunburn

My ideal breakfast is a bagle w/ cream cheese and tomato or a mcdonalds suasage, egg and cheese buscuit

If you visit my hometown you'll be bored

Anytime soon I plan to go to the bathroom

If you spend the night at my house i'll make you help me unpack

I'd stop my wedding if i found out my husband to be was really a woman or something weird like that

The world could do without organized religion.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than a used tampon

The most recent thing I've bought myself was a bunch of stuff for my apartment

The most recent thing someone else has bought for me is a bunch of stuff for my apartment

My favorite blonde is Ah...I can't think of any blondes right now..oh! danielle!

My favorite brunette is tom (they are combined my favorites)

The last time I was high was in gant with the hippie

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are pigs, so everyone stops saying that

I shouldn't have spent so much money on things

Once, at a bar I drank half a pitcher of beer, from the pitcher, and didn't remember doing it

Last night I unpacked until i was too tired to stand up and realized i was just moving things around rather than putting them away

There's this girl I know who i hate

I don't know why my lips are so chapped

A better name for me would be Gracie (not as in claire's disgusting old roommate, in the sense that it would be funny because im the opposite of graceful)

If I ever go back to school I'll wonder why, since once im done i'll have been in school for 16 years

How many days until my birthday? 248 days until i can legally drink! (12 hours and 20 minutes until i can drink tonight)
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