What would happen to the FBR guys if they went to prison.

Sep 22, 2009 22:13

So I was talking to heartsdesire456 and we were deciding what would happen to all the bandom boys if they went to prison.

Gerard, William, Mikey and Bill would be raped in like the first 5 minutes.

Pete would offer himself willingly and turn his ass into ad space.

Mikey would not care if he was getting raped, he would just be texting Pete from across the room giving him ideas.

Bob or Travis wouldn't be messed with.

Joe would be drug dealing and Ray would be hiding the stash in his fro.

Andy will amaze them all with his ninja skills, so they won't rape him.

Patrick and Frank will be raped, but they'll be trying to bite everyone's dicks off.

No one would actually want to rape Gabe, but they'll shove their dicks into his mouth to shut him up.

Brendon would be raped once, but then he would cry and pout and everyone would want to protect him after that.

Spencer would be able to hold them off for a little while, but then Andy will teach the guys his ninja skills and they will sneak up on him in his sleep.

Jon is too likable and will just be friends with everyone and not get raped.

Ryan will sell himself for toilet crack and weed. Him and Pete will have a tag team.

Tom will try to protect Bill, but end up getting raped in like two seconds and leave Bill unprotected.

Georg will last for a little while, but his hair will do him in.

Gustav can last until someone sees his sad puppy dog eyes, then he's screwed.

Most of cobra is safe except for nate.

The rest of tai is safe too.

Then A7X will come and pretend to "rape" and claim some of the vulnerable band boys. The band boys won't actaully mind so it's not really rape.
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