"Do YOU have a vagina?"

Dec 03, 2008 18:03



That basically sums up my first day in a real school in about three years. Really.

SO. I walk out the door this morning, basically scared shitless, and go to my bus stop. Thankfully my neighbor, Lauren, also turned up, so I wasn't completely by myself.

Busride was generally uneventful.

I get to the school and go to the office, where I was soon joined by Janina (I hope that's how her name is spelled. >.>), who, like me, happened to be transferring that day. She was pretty cool. Way more rebellious than me. XD

So after the tour of the school (which is shaped like an H for some reason, and is disturbingly large compared to the Catholic schools I've attended), I went to my homeroom. My homeroom teacher, Mr. S, is a fucking lunatic, and he rules. So yeah. Social studies was okay. Mr. S almost said the word "fucked", my home ec. teacher scares the HELL out of me, my English teacher is like... adorable, and my music teacher looks like Piper from Charmed. I'm not kidding. My reading teacher also frightens me a little, and my science and math teachers are just... normal. Lol.

Speaking of math. OMFG I'M SO HORRIBLE AT IT. I NEVER REALIZED JUST HOW BAD I AM AT IT. It's a miracle I can count to five, to be honest.

Anyway...

There were some people who actually spoke to me. I was amazed. I don't remember all of their names yet, but I will eventually. The only five I'm really clear on were Carlos (HIM FAN. O_O), Angelica, Lauren (different Lauren, not my neighbor), Maddy, and Tim. All of whom are slightly psychotic in their own special way.

OH. And there's this kid named Ryan who looks eerily like Gerard Way circa 1995. I think he's in love with me. He keeps talking to me, obsessively, and getting all excited when we have classes together. He seriously used the, "Can I have your pencil?" line. I mean... dude. For real? XD

I feel bad because people treat him like shit, though. He's really nice.
=/

Anyway. Some things I learned today that will never get me anywhere in life:
My name is too difficult for people to pronounce (Angelica just calls me Tia now. XD)
And girls will say no if asked if they have a vagina.
Or they'll headdesk.
I headdesked.



Bet tomorrow will be a drag.

P.S. My hair is fucking hawt. We dyed it properly this time. Lulz.

call me tia plz, garryreincarnatewut, do you have a vagina?, school

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