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So, every once in a while I'll have a beer. It's my house, I'll have a fucking beer if I want to, you know? So anyway, occasionally Nick will be all like "Dude, do you really need to slam that third beer?" and in my head I'm like "Dude, you better not even be paying attention until I've had 8 or 9" but then outloud I will say something like "Dude, I gotta wind down." So then after that Nick is always like all totally "Wind down from what, dude?!?" and then I'm all like "Dude, it takes a lot out of me to hate everything all day long." Then he just laughs and falls asleep. I don't get it. I mean, he's asleep right now and I'm drinking. What the hell?
Oh and hey...watch out for that god damn Miller High Life Light...the box looks just the same as the normal Miller High Life box, except that it contains EIGHTEEN CANS OF WATER.
Oh and hey...watch out for that god damn Miller High Life Light...the box looks just the same as the normal Miller High Life box, except that it contains EIGHTEEN CANS OF WATER.