The mean lady told me to...
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A.
6) What was the last book you read?
A.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.
9) Worst Habit?
A.
10) If you saw me ( Read more... )
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Negatory. Not lookin' for it much right now. I'm focused more on having FRIENDS than a boyfriend, seeing as all the dicks & pricks I knew in high school left me for college and have yet to return.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. Librarian > Veterinarian > CSI > doctor > surgeon > author >+ shephardess
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Mm. To kill people by looking at them.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Twisted Green Apple Smirnoff, d00d.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Broccoli, then Potato
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Triptych by Rothenberg; you should read it if you like poetry DRIPPING with sex.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Archer :D
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. left foot & right foot on the corresponding ankle in Spanish; two piercings in my left ear and three in my right.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Biting my nails. Saying I hate people. Threatening suicide. I'm just a big bad habit.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Yes, but I'd do it through the cunning use of pick-up lines so you'd be freaked out and then I'd jump out, tie you up, and kidnap you. It'd be fun. I promise.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. to watch - baseball ; to play - waterpolo
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. So negative it hurts.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Ramble on and on about how odd it is that we got stuck in an elevator together.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Let's not get into that.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I have more skans of yarn than I do shirts.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. three cats & a sister
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I'd invite you in. I'm short on REAL friends and I'm getting slightly desperate.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. *doesn't care enough to remember*
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. scurry.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. I'd fix my damn hair. The guy cut it too short.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. I'm all about the crimes.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Cadet Blue.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Mm. Can.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Move the fuck out of my mother's house. I fucking hate it here.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. the undergraduate library at my school.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. yeahh.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Surf the web. Write.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Yes.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Small-minded people.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Psychopathic.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Suuuuure.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. Noooooo-ever.
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